LNH: Hungry, Hungry Sabertooths! #2

[Drew Nilium]

On 4/4/2020 5:10 PM, Arthur Spitzer wrote:
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> "Yeah," said a somber toned Incredible Man-With-No-Life, "I know.  It's tough out
> there.  Still -- I feel kind of like I've been training all my life for this.  This
> moment in time.  I always wondered why I was given these incredible powers to not
> have a life -- and I think this is the moment."

I love it. X3

> "All that sitting around in my easy chair
> while binge watching UseNetflix shows while everyone else was socializing and stuff
> -- it prepared me for this -- what we're all experiencing right now.  And maybe with
> my incredible knowledge about not having a life -- I can also teach others how to
> cope with this new world we've been forced into.  Maybe.  I don't know."

Yesssss amazing.

> "Umm, yeah -- that's great and all, but," said WikiBoy with a very worried expression
> on his face, "Look at the moment I don't have any powers (well except for my beaver
> tail -- which other than giving me the ability to swim better doesn't really do much)
> -- and I was thinking that maybe if I had like sabertooth tiger hunting abilities or
> at least something that made me repel sabertooth tigers that would be good idea to
> help with this whole sabertooth problem.  I mean if someone could edit me for those
> things..."

Aw sweetie. X3

> "Wait wait!  Incredible Man-With-No-Life?  Incredible Man-With-No-Life?"  WikiBoy
> looked at his wrist comm.thingee and then he noticed that the wrist comm.thingees
> battery appeared to be dead.
> 
> And then he looked at the five very, very, hungry, hungry sabertooths that were
> staring at him while licking their chops.
> 
> "Oh, man..." sighed WikiBoy.

HOW will our intrepid hero get out of this one?? Find out next time, on... the 
Legion of Net.Heroes!

Drew "a super cute addon!" Nilium