LNH: The Namer Boy -- Documentary Project: Season One #1
robrogers72 at gmail.com
Thu Oct 31 22:08:23 PDT 2019
I love this story. Somehow, someway, this was just what I needed tonight.
On Wed, Oct 30, 2019 at 7:42 PM Arthur Spitzer <arspitzer2 at gmail.com> wrote:
> The Namer Boy -- Documentary Project: Season One #1
> "I mean if it's not a prank -- then it must be some super villain plot.
> Hmm," said
> the ninja mulling that idea over for a bit. "But why would any super
> villain do
> this? They would surely know that I would never ever approve of something
> as stupid
> as this. But wait," the ninja gave another long dramatic pause, "Is that
> part of the
> plan? That they expect me to NOT sign off on this obvious cinematic
> abomination. Is
> that the long game here? Is that what they're expecting me to do?"
I love the utterly absurd paranoia UN displays in these paragraphs. And I
love even more
the fact that, as usual, he turns out to be absolutely right.
> All my carefully planned machinations have all led to this! All the Flame
> Killfile Wars, Infinite Aprils, Beige Midnights, Beige Beer o'Clocks,
> 9-11s, the Comboverthing Presidency -- all of it. Right here! Right now!"
I, personally, would read the hell out of "Beige Beer o'Clock."
> "Yes, yes, yes. Anyways... oh," the mysterious ski-masked man winced his
> face and
> clutched his hand on his chest. "Uhggg. Don't feel so good. Maybe too
> Halloween candy? Oh, Jesus." He suddenly had a panicked look as if he
> could feel
> something horrible was about to happen.
> And then a huge red geyser started spraying out of his chest as a parakeet
> covered in
> that same blood and wearing a tiny witches hat burst out of it. The
> screeched like a demon from hell.
I don't know what this says about me, but I laughed like hell while reading
> "Oh!" An embarrassed Kid pulled his weapon down, "Sorry, Pumpkin! I
> didn't realize
> you were one of the Holiday Miracle Pets! I thought you were just your
> every day
> typical parakeet that bursts out of people's chests! My bad!"
Man, I would hate to be an insurance agent in the Looniverse.
I really hope we see more of this story soon -- as well as an origin story
--Easily-Discovered Man Lite of the LNH
--Believes there can never be too many cat stories on the Internet
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