LNH20: Bite-Size Tales of the LNH v20 #21: "Isekai Can't Stand It"

[Drew Perron]

On 11/17/2019 4:29 PM, Arthur Spitzer wrote:
> On Sunday, November 17, 2019 at 1:46:16 AM UTC-7, Drew Perron wrote:
> 
>> "And your name, ma'am?" asked Fearless Leader.
>>
>> The prospective net.hero took a deep breath.
>> "I-Can't-Believe-I-Died-and-Was-Reincarnated-in-Another-Universe-as-a-Net.hero-When-My-Only-Talent-Is-Making-Up-Excessively-Detailed-Plans-for-How-to-Improve-Society
>> Lass." She gave Fearless Leader a winning smile.
>>
> 
> I'm slightly disappointed that part of her name isn't 'And-All-I-Got-Was-This-Lousy-T-Shirt'.
> 
> Arthur "Needs to be Longer.." Spitzer

Oh dangit.

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I-Can't-Believe-I-Died-and-Was-Reincarnated-in-Another-Universe-as-a-Net.hero-When-My-Only-Talent-Is-Making-Up-Excessively-Detailed-Plans-for-How-to-Improve-Society 
Lass, from here on referred to as Reincarnated Lass, clawed her way out of a 
pile of foam play blocks, as the five-year-olds nearby giggled.

"Good job," said Nerf Girl, giving her a hand up. "Your quick thinking *almost* 
kept you from falling into the pit trap."

"Thanks," said Reincarnated Lass, smoothing out her skirt. "And I have lots of 
ideas for how you could train new members in the future - *and* sponsor 
kid-friendly events!"

"Or we could sponsor... YOUR FUNERAL!" With a THUMP! a figure landed on the 
bookshelf next to them. The flourescent overhead lights shone off her wickedly 
sharp katana. She was wearing an elegant red kimono, covered in curling green 
vines and black dragons - but over the top of it, wore a baggy white T-shirt! 
And written on that shirt in plain black sans-serif letters: 
"It's-Especially-Difficult-to-Believe-That-I-Was-Reincarnated-In-the-Same-Time-and-Place-as-My-Destined-Rival-With-Powers-Equal-To-or-Greater-Than-Hers-And-All-I-Got-Was-This-Lousy-T-Shirt 
Lass"!

Somewhere in the distance, Nerf Girl could hear the door to the soundproof 
reading nook slap.

Drew "Nilium" Perron, you can call her Destined Lass for short