LNH: Classic LNH Adventures #106: Just Imagine Saxon Brenton's RACCies! Part Five

Arthur Spitzer arspitzer2 at gmail.com
Sun May 12 14:41:26 PDT 2019

In this weeks reposting of stuff you can find in the eyrie archive
we have the fifth section of Just Imagine Saxon Brenton's RACCies!

Martin Phipps returns with issue 9.  It's Pointless Awards Man II and III to
the death!  But can we somehow link this up to Star Trek?

And Jamie Rosen returns with #10.  Who can stop the Grapety Purple Man?
And did someone say, Kool Aid?  And if so does that someone have a lawyer?

Find that out and more in...

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                                    ADVENTURES #106

              Just Imagine Saxon Brenton's RACCies! Part Five

From: phippsmartin at hotmail.com
Subject: Re: [LNH] [RACCies] Just Imagine Saxon Brenton's RACCies! #8
Newsgroups: rec.arts.comics.creative
Date: 1 Feb 2005 08:16:16 -0000

[LNH/RACCies] Just Imagine Saxon Brenton's RACCies! #9

Pointless Awards Man III was fighting Pointless Awards Man II... to the

"Oh man," Deja Dude said.  "This is just like when Kirk fought Spock.
Hmm.  That gives me an idea.  Hey!  PAM II!"

"What?" PAM II asked.

In that moment of distraction, Pointless Awards Man III's samurai sword
passed into Pointless Awards Man II's chest.

With Pointless Awards Man II seemingly killed, Pointless Awards Man III
came back to his senses.
"Where am I?" he asked, removing his mask and revealing to all his
identity as Saxon Brenton.  "What am I doing here?"  He looked down on
the dying Pointless Awards man II.  "What have I done?"

"He must have been under mind control!" Sister State-the-Obvious

With the battle having ended, the spell that had been placed on the LNH
rendering them into two dimensional stick figures had now been broken.

"Quick!" Doctor Stomper said.  "Get Pointless Awards Man II onto one of
the beds!"  Luckily the assembled LNH were already in the med bay,
having brought Manga Man there between parts 4 and 5.  This meant that,
if they acted quickly they had a good chance of saving Pointless Awards
Man II.

"Murderer!" Firewire said to Saxon Brenton.  "You shall die!"

"NO!" Nomex Man cried out as he stood between Firewire and Pointless
Awards Man III.  Nomex Man, impervious to flame, was able to absorb the
blast that Firewire shot at Saxon Brenton.  "No more death!"

"Saxon Brenton wasn't responsible for his actions!" Sister
State-the-Obvious insisted.

"Maybe not," Ultimate Ninja reasoned, "but somebody was.  Perhaps the
same somebody who created the virus!  Finally we have a lead!"

"Or perhaps whoever mind-controlled Saxon Brenton was trying to help
us," Deja Dude pointed out.  "After all, how can the RACCies go ahead
with one awards guy, either one, having been arrested for the murder of
the other."

"Hmm," Ultimate Ninja said.  "You're right.  That does make sense.  And
to think I had assumed that this was just a mindless fight scene."

"I can't believe what I'm hearing!" Kid Enthusiastic complained.  "Are
you guys seriously suggesting that it is a good thing Pointless Awards
Man II is dead?"


"Who keeps saying that?"

"He's not dead," Doctor Stomper informed everybody, having managed to
stop the bleeding and stablize him.  "Not yet anyway.  He's in critical
condition.  It could go either way."

"And either way," Ultimate Ninja said, "he won't be able to host the

"That is so cold!"

Deja Dude sighed.  "Kid Enthusiastic, meet Ultimate Ninja.  Ultimate
Ninja, meet Kid Enthusiastic."

"We're supposed to be heroes!" Kid Enthusiastic complained.  "I know
Ultimate Ninja is supposed to be cold but we're also supposed to be the
good guys!  We don't celebrate when one of our fellow heroes gets

"Well, okay, fair enough," Deja Dude conceded.

"I'm not celebrating!" Ultimate Ninja insisted.  "I'm just saying that,
as Deja Dude himself just pointed out, having Pointless Awards Man II
out of the picture does solve the immediate problem."

Kid Enthusiastic shook his head sadly.

"But don't worry," Ultimate Ninja said, "we shall track down whoever
was responsible for taking control of Saxon Brenton and bring him to

"There's no need to track me down!" the Grapety Purple Man said as he
arrived at the scene (right on cue).  "I am already here!"

WHO is ultimately behind all this?
WHY did he create the RACCie virus?
WHERE did the Grapety Purple Man come from
WHAT did he hope to accomplish by mind controlling Saxon Brenton?
WILL Firewire calm down before he kills somebody?
WHEN will somebody post the next chapter?


From: "Jamie Rosen" <jamie.rosen at sunlife.com>
Subject: Re: [LNH] [RACCies] Just Imagine Saxon Brenton's RACCies! #8
Newsgroups: rec.arts.comics.creative
Date: 1 Feb 2005 16:41:47 -0000

Just Imagine... Saxon Brenton's RACCies #10

"The Grapety Purple Man!" exclaimed Boysenstrawblue Alan Berry, the
Fastingest Man Alive. "My archnemesis!"

"Bwa ha ha ha ha." Laughed the Grapety Purple Man. "Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha
ha. Ha." He paused. "Where was I? Oh, yes.

"Yes, it is I! The Grapety Purple Man, archnemesis of Boysenstrawblue
Alan Berry!"

The assembled LNHers gasped in horror at the redundancy.

"Die!" Firewire shouted, flaming the grapety purple man known as the
Grapety Purple Man. The flames enveloped his grapety purple body, but
left him unharmed.

"Ha! Ha ha!" laughed the Grapety Purple Man. "Your flames enveloped my
grapety purple body, but left me unharmed."

"Who is this?" asked Deja Dude. "Boy Redundancy Lad?"

"No! I am the Grapety --"

"Purple Man. Yes, we know."

The Grapety Purple Man frowned. "Fine, then." He turned to Saxon
Brenton. "Saxon," he said, "Salaman-urk!"

Saxon Blinked. That wasn't one of the mysterious posthypnotic command

Grapety Purple Man looked down at his chest, where there was a katana
blade where there hadn't been moments ago. "No fair," he said weakly.
"I was posturing."

Ultimate Ninja pulled his sword from the villain's body with a
flourish. "Not anymore."

Grapety purple juice leaked out of the Grapety Purple Man's grapety
purple sternum. "No... matter...." he gasped. "For while... I may
die... my legacy... shall live on..."

As he spoke, three of the walls to the medical lab trembled, while the
fourth wall burst inward and a giant, jug-shaped humanoid leapt
through. From everywhere and nowhere all at once, invisible children

"Yay Kool-Aid!"

WHO is (was?) the Grapety Purple Man?
WHAT will happen when the LNHers realize they still have to worry about
WHERE did he go, anyway?
WHEN will we learn?
WHY is Firewire the only person offered a deal by the shoe demon so
HOW did Kool-Aid Man get involved in this?

All this and less in the next issue of: Just Imagine... Saxon Brenton's

Next Week: Just Imagine Saxon Brenton's RACCies! Now Imagine Part VI!

Arthur "Same Classic Channel.  But Same Time?  Probably not." Spitzer

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