LNH20: Writer's Block Person #42: "Unholiday Unspecial"
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Sun Mar 3 16:51:13 PST 2019
Huge fluffy snowflakes fell merrily on downtown Pittsburgh! But on the scenic
overlook nearby, a far colder fate was preparing to fall!
There, by the railing, stood a gnarled white man with a long, curling blue
beard, wearing a gray robe trimmed with sparkling blue snowflakes! Around him
was an army of chilly monsters! The abominable snowman! The wendigo! A bunch of
palette-shifted goblins and slimes! Alolan Ninetails!
He cackled in evil glee, as in the background, a dark, minor key version of
"Walking In a Winter Wonderland" played. "Nyahahaaa! I, the evil Winter Warlock,
will take the power of snowball fights, hot cocoa, and cheesy sweaters, and use
"IT'S MARCH!" Writer's Block Person ran in from stage right and started beating
the Winter Warlock with a magical enchanted wiffle bat. "Go! Away! Go away go
"Ow ow ow! Christ, fine, I'm going!" In a swirl of enchanted rime, the Winter
Warlock and his monstrous minions vanished.
And then winter was over.
[Winter will return in Captain Ame.rec.a: The Soldier of Discontent! - Ed. (UE)]
Drew "this is canon" Perron
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