LNH: Classic LNH Adventures #108: Just Imagine Saxon Brenton's RACCies! Part Seven
Drew Perron
pwerdna at gmail.com
Fri Jun 7 19:50:46 PDT 2019
On 6/2/2019 5:35 PM, Arthur Spitzer wrote:
> In this weeks reposting of stuff you can find in the eyrie archive
> https://archives.eyrie.org/racc/lnh/
> we have the seventh section of Just Imagine Saxon Brenton's RACCies!
>
> Jamie Rosen returns with issue 14. Wait what happened to issue 13?
> I mean Jamie wouldn't skip issue 13 just avoid all the horrible bad
> luck that would undoubtedly follow him for the rest of his life if he
> were to write it? Would Jamie do that? Hmm.
I mean, Jamie *did* disappear not long after this...
> And Drew Perron returns with #15. Is it time for Shoe Devil to
> cackle the word, 'Excellent!'? And when is it not time for Shoe
> Devil to cackle the word, 'Excellent!'?
I mean, considering the Shoe Devil hasn't reappeared since the end of this
storyline...
...wait a minute, *is Jamie Rosen the Shoe Devil*!? *dun dun dunnnnnnn*
> "I -- I can't betray the LNH!" Firewire said.
>
> "You have no choice," intoned the Shoe Devil. "For you have already
> signed the contract, and right here in section a, paragraph 3,
> subsection delta, it says, and I quote: 'The undersigned does hereby
> agree to betray the Legion of Net.Heroes.'"
*cackles* This is such a good joke.
> "Yes." And with that, the Shoe Devil vanished in a puff of shoe polish.
>
> "Um, do you want to tell me how I'm supposed to betray the LNH?"
> Firewire asked.
>
> "I'll tell you later."
Setting up future storylines!
> "It's very easy. And all I need from you is one tiny, little thing.
> Something you'll never even miss."
>
> "I -- I.... fine."
>
> "An excellent choice." The Shoe Devil gestured broadly. "Goodbye,
> Never-Gets-Credit-for-His-Dialogue Lad. Hello, Bluetooth!
I love Bluetooth. :3 Jamie was *exceedingly* good at taking these tossed-off
ideas and transforming them into something great.
> Back on Real Life -1, Saxon Brenton scratched his head in puzzlement.
> Had it all been a dream? The Grapety Purple Man -- the transformation
> into Pointless Awards Man III -- the attempted murder -- had it all
> been induced by that shrimp and crocodile pizza he'd had just after
> midnight?
>
> And if so... why did his shoes have no soles?
Heeheehee
> "Well, it *is* highly unethical," answered the voice on the other end.
> "And possibly illegal, but I can work around that. Yes, I'll do it."
>
> "Excellent," PAM II said. "Sacrifice me for the greater good, will
> they? We'll see about that! Little do those fools know, that the very
> man they are counting on to save them -- shall be their undoing!"
>
> On the other end of the phone, the Lethal Lawyer started the clock.
> "You know this is going to cost you."
Amazing <3
> Manga Man sailed through the net.aether between the newsgroups. His
> mind whirred, trying to answer the mysteries that had sprung up. Who
> had created the RACCies virus? How did the Grapety Purple Man steal
> Saxon from Real Life -1? Why was his plot-device-sense tingling? He
> sighed. Maybe some time in
> rec.arts.anime.mahou-sensei-einstein.creative would relax him.
I want to go back to that as a setting someday. Hell, I want to write an episode
of this... hmmmm...
> ...or maybe not. He stared at the whipping wall of flame that divided
> the newsgroup down the middle. What was this?
In case it's not obvious, every visit to another newsgroup I write is heavily
influenced by the Limp-Asparagus Lad/Fan.Boy crossover.
> Slowly, he pulled himself out of the crater. What the hfil was--
> "You!"
>
> The person in the other crater rose up. "Yes, it is I - Manga Man!"
> He landed in front of our protagonist. "And who, I might ask, are
> you?"
I still think this was a really good idea. :D
> "Indeed," said the Demon On Treads. "How's the fight against the virus
> going?"
>
> "Eh, we've got it all sewn up," said wReamhack. "Just a matter of
> getting people to update their virus definitions."
And here's me putting the drama back in this part. :D
> "Excellent," cackled the Shoe Devil as he and Bluetooth appeared out
> of the air. "Now, to use the LNH's technology and your demonic
> networking powers to create a wide-area network directly into the
> minds of the people of Net.ropolis!"
This definitely happened offscreen <.< >.>
> (As for the two Manga Men - I noticed a discrepancy between the
> "law-abiding buisnessman" Manga Man from the beginning of the thread
> and the "still a supervillain" Manga Man from later on. This is a bit
> of a fix on that.)
AKA "hey nerds, I still like this idea >:D"
Drew "neeeeeeeeeeeerds!" Perron
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