LNH20: Bite-Size Tales of the LNH v20 #16: "Memetic Mutation"

[Scott Eiler]

On 2018-08-07 20:22, Scott Eiler wrote:
> On 2018-08-07 12:11, Drew Perron wrote:
> 
>> "I go all the way to Earth-20 to find some suckers willing to license 
>> my image, and not only do they turn me into a fuckin' kids' show, but 
>> I've got some joker who isn't even paying royalties! Massages! And! 
>> Daquiris! Do! Not! Pay! For! Themselves!" Whack whack whack!
> 
> 
> Heh.  I wasn't expecting Psychovant to be the *two* main characters of 
> this story.  But I was warned.  And this is totally Psychovant the Duck. 
> Massages and tropical drinks indeed can use some subsidies where he 
> comes from.  Whack whack whack!

... And now I realize why you needed a *duck* with LNH ties, what with 
the phrase "BIG D*CK ENERGY".  I'm still considering what Psychovant 
thinks of that phrase, but he certainly has energy sources other than 
bigness or d*ckness.

-- 
(signed) Scott Eiler  8{D> -------- http://www.eilertech.com/ ---------

When you *are* the leader... whatever goes wrong... whether you did it
or not... *you* are held responsible. - Barack Obama

I know. - Archie Andrews

- from Archie #617, March 2011, scripted by Alex Simmons.