LNH20: Bite-Size Tales of the LNH v20 #16: "Memetic Mutation"

[Scott Eiler]

On 2018-08-07 12:11, Drew Perron wrote:

> The streak of light slammed into the ground next to the net.heroes, and when the smoke cleared, it was... a cybernetic duck, doing a perfect dab!
> 
> Alexis gasped. "It looks like Psychovant from the show, but with more of an edge!"
> 
> "Awwww, I'm blushin'." Psychovant - for it was he, the real deal! - spun to face the robot. "But I'm just stoppin' in. I got business here." He hopped up in the air and flew up to the head of the robot. "Namely..." He started WHAMMING on it with a cartoonish fist! "Some *asshole* stealing my trademark!"
> 
> "What? Such concerns are an outlier! I'm ten thousand times too powerful to-- hey, stop that!" The giant robot duck attempted to knock the small partially-robot duck off its head, but the metal wings just weren't articulated that way.
> 
> "I go all the way to Earth-20 to find some suckers willing to license my image, and not only do they turn me into a fuckin' kids' show, but I've got some joker who isn't even paying royalties! Massages! And! Daquiris! Do! Not! Pay! For! Themselves!" Whack whack whack!


Heh.  I wasn't expecting Psychovant to be the *two* main characters of 
this story.  But I was warned.  And this is totally Psychovant the Duck. 
  Massages and tropical drinks indeed can use some subsidies where he 
comes from.  Whack whack whack!

... yay, I kind of like this story for some reason.  But watch out! 
Next time this happens, Psychovant will hook up a cable somewhere and 
*take over* the giant robot!

-- 
(signed) Scott Eiler  8{D> -------- http://www.eilertech.com/ ---------

When you *are* the leader... whatever goes wrong... whether you did it
or not... *you* are held responsible. - Barack Obama

I know. - Archie Andrews

- from Archie #617, March 2011, scripted by Alex Simmons.