LNH: Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch: Tales from the Cutting Room Floor #1
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Sun Dec 3 13:19:51 PST 2017
Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch:
Tales from the Cutting Room Floor #1
December 3rd, 2004 --
And both Namer Boy and Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle
Pooch were both having just a grand old time licking some
candy canes they had stolen off the LNH's X-mas tree.
And Namer Boy looked at the sticky candy cane he had in his
hand and realized something. "This is not going to make it
into the mini -- right? This scene is completely pointless
and adds absolutely nothing to the Cauliflower the
Christmas Miracle Pooch mythos. I'm right, right?"
Cauliflower woofed in agreement. No, this scene could
never ever be included in the mini. Certainly if it were,
it would completely jeopardize the Raccie for best mini it
would surely win. And if there were ever a time when the
greatest of RACC stories were put in say a RACC Hall of
Fame -- this would doom the chances of that happening too.
No, this scene was definitely going to be cut.
"But maybe," said Namer Boy with a twinkle in his eyes,
"Maybe, just maybe, there might be a time when the world is
so starving for new LNH content like maybe in the far, far
future of say -- 2017. And maybe it could be posted in say
a 'Tales from the Cutting Room Floor series' -- maybe?
Maybe that could possibly happen, perhaps?"
Cauliflower just gave Namer Boy a 'don't be an idiot' look
and went back to licking his candy cane.
"Yeah, guess you're right," Namer Boy said with a sigh.
"This probably should never ever be posted. Oh, well."
Namer Boy and Cauliflower are mine all mine...
Hmm. No, guess I don't have anything to say about this.
Arthur "Yeah.." Spitzer
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