LNH20/LUNA: Writer's Block Person #24
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Mon Apr 17 19:53:34 PDT 2017
Writer's Block Person stepped into the only English-style pub in
Pittsburgh (at least, the only one that wasn't inside a hotel), holding
the dirty napkin that had been taped to their door. It had the address
and a time. They peered in, looking around...
Ah, there, at the bar - a man in a dirty trenchcoat despite the warm
day, with a face surprisingly similar to Queen-era Freddie Mercury,
having his cigarettes confiscated as the bartender pointed to the city
ordinance sign behind the bar.
"Aha!" said Writer's Block Person, sitting down next to them. "Barnabas
McGillicuddy, the John Constantine of LNH20!"
"The who what of which?" said Barnabas, tossing a beer nut in his mouth.
"Oh, right, you don't get the reference because like most LNH20
characters you don't have the awareness of yourself as a fictional--"
Barnabas grabbed his umbrella and attempted to whack WBP with it
repeatedly. "Speak! English! You! Nerd!"
Writer's Block Person giggled, holding up their arms to block the
'attack'. "Okay, okay, never mind."
Barnabas humphed and straightened their trenchcoat. "Anyway. Thought I'd
treat you to lunch."
WBP grinned with just a slight smirk at the edge. "Out of the pure
goodness of your heart, eh?"
"Please, you know I traded that away for a fag-end and a handjob. Nah,
this is payback for when you pulled me out of that jam with the Memetic
Masters of the Mindverse. Get whatever y'like."
"Ooooh, thanks. Veggie burger and fries, please, with the fruitiest
drink you have." They relaxed, stretching out. "So do you always take
someone on a date post-teamup?"
Barnabas laughed and shook their head. "Pfff, date? Don't flatter
yourself. I just like not owin' anyone anything."
"Ahhhh, I see, so this is just proactive debt-settling." Writer's Block
Person took a big bite of their burger.
"Sure. What, you think I *like* you or somethin'?"
Writer's Block Person half-choked. They chewed the bite carefully and
swallowed. Eyes shining, they whispered, "...*tsundere*!"
WHAP! went Barnabas's umbrella. "English!"
"Heeeheehee. Okay, okay. Well, I figure your debt's paid up after this,
but my evening's free. If you wanna go dutch, I'd be up for a movie."
"...okay, but only 'cause it's boring to go alone."
"Of course, of course! Wanna go together on a extra-size drink with two
straws, since it's more economical?" WBP grinned cheerfully.
Barnabas chucked. "Sharp one, ain'tcha? I'll have to keep an eye on you."
"I guess you will~"
Drew "based on a prompt by Deuce" Perron
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