LNH20/ACRA: Writer's Block Person #11

[Drew Perron]

"GAAAAAH" Writer's Block Person flipped the table they were working at. 
"ALL OF YOU ARE SO FRUSTRATING"

"Eh?" said Killswitch, who was visiting from--

"NO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TALK" WBP tossed him into their beanbag 
collection. "WE HAVEN'T ESTABLISHED THE LNH'S CURRENT STATUS QUO YET, 
WHY IS WRITING SO FLIPPING HARD"

Kid Review opened the bedroom door and peeked out. "Hey, is everything 
okay out there?"

"ALL OF YOU FUCKERS' POLITICAL OPINIONS ARE WRONG!" Writer's Block 
Person was hovering on a column of pure Rage Energy, which shimmered 
like a special effect from a '90s anime. "AND YOU MAKE TOO MUCH PERSONAL 
DRAMA"

Kid Review put an "ACRA" in the subject line to warn people of the 
swearing and hopped out, a sheet wrapped around their body. "Crap! The 
power of their frustration is transforming them into Dark Writer's Block 
Person!"

"GRAAAAH THAT'S RIGHT" Dark Writer's Block Person grabbed a stick of 
pepperoni and snapped it in two. "AND I KEEP HURTING PEOPLE BY ACCIDENT 
SO WHY NOT JUST LEAN INTO IT AND DESTROY--"

BONK! A giant comedic hammer bonked Writer's Block Person on the head, 
and their aura fizzled out and they fell on the floor. "ow"

"Sigh." Dr. Puppy tossed the hammer away and licked WBP on the face.

"nnnn..." They broke out into tears. "I'm sorry..."

"It's okay," Dr. Puppy said between licks.

Kid Review came in and hugged WBP from behind. "It really is."

WBP sighed, tension draining from them. "Okay. Cool."

Drew "no Dr. Puppy isn't anthropomorphic, why do you ask" Perron