NTB: NTB Shorts #1

[Arthur Spitzer]

NTB: NTB Shorts #1

"Okay.  I get it.  I get it!" said Weevil Dendrite aka 'The 
Jellomancer' staring at the Blackberry Jello that was 
shaking like a coked up jackhammer in his fridge, "The Cubs 
won the World Series.  You can stop shaking now.  Really!  
I mean that's why you're shaking, right?  Right?  I mean 
you're not shaking for any other possible reason, right?  
Right?!  It's just the Cubs.  That's why -- that has to be 
it.  Right?  I mean it's not for another possible thing 
that shouldn't actually happen.  I can't be for that thing.  
That horrible unimaginable thing of madness that could not 
possibly happen because -- because it should not happen.  
It should never happen!  So, you're just really excited 
that the Cubs won.  No other reason.  Stop shaking!!  Stop 
it!!!!"

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Meanwhile elsewhere,

Comboverthing, the elemental being that can exist in any 
comb over, sat on top of the head of the orange faced 
meatsack it was currently controlling and gazed at the 
computer screen.  Man, oh man, it thought to itself, Can't 
believe this thing is still  this close!

Man, this sure has been a crazy year!

Credits:

Jellomancer -- Timothy Toner
Comboverthing -- Arthur Spitzer
Orange Faced Meatsack -- The Media

Arthur "Vote!" Spitzer