REPOST: RAC Challenge! #22
pwerdna at gmail.com
Thu Jan 7 00:10:38 PST 2016
On 12/29/2015 5:24 PM, Arthur Spitzer wrote:
> The three continued to ignore her. Paragon thought <that really cute
> redhead has a pretty husky voice. I kinda like that. It's too bad that
> the doc did not get to finishing putting on the pleasure attachment so
> that I could show her the ultimate good time.> Paragon then noticed
> that even when he didn't have his 'ultimate' attachment, he was still
> thinking with it.
> >> I didn't do much, but they did let me record your transformation.
> =- Good. What happened? -=
> >> Well, let's see. They first used the redheaded woman's fire
> ability to generate extra energy that they would need. They then
> took your ears and used the genetic material within them to
> re-create parts of your body. The blue-haired guy's power enabled
> them to do that. Most muscles and some of the skeleton were cloned.
> Many of the vital organs were done, but a few of them could not be
> finished. It looks like they tried to use the old guy to allow them
> to merge from where they were to this plane of reality, but I'm not
> too sure how they did it. You will have to lubricate the mechanical
> parts of your body with oil. Your skin, hair and bad breath seem to
> be intact. As their final act, they incorporated within you the
> power of the Ultimate Marble. That's about all I have. Oh yeah, they
> did mention that the whole process cost only about six million
> dollars. <<
> =- Are you trying to tell me that I am a six million dollar man? -=
> >> Well, not including taxes, and you're not all man, either. <<
Heeheehee. That pretty much works.
> Paragon noticed that everyone was up and about. "When is the next
> portal to the Earth being opened?" he asked Tobin.
> "Very soon", replied Tobin.
> A little while later, Paragon went through Tobin's portal to the
Oh, that was accurate
> "You can't change the future. I have already seen it", pleaded
> "One thing that 'RAC Challenge!' has taught me is that the future is
> not set. And neither is the past, for that matter.
Heeheehee. <3 A good meta joke.
> Paragon started to look around the room and spotted an advanced
> physics book next to the computer terminal. <Perfect. This book is
> just what I need. It's not a real good jumping on point for new
> readers, but luckily, I've already had a few physics courses in
Yesssss. Good use of title.
> The clown's head then started to tilt backwards and it shot
> out a purple square missile that nailed him directly in the face. As
> Paragon started to lose consciousness, he thought to himself <Did I
> just get my ass kicked by a giant PEZ dispenser?>
DUN DUN DUNNNN
Drew "very silly" Perron
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