LNH: Classic LNH Adventures #30: Retcon Hour Odds and Ends
Drew Perron
pwerdna at gmail.com
Thu Aug 25 09:54:00 PDT 2016
On 8/24/2016 10:07 PM, Arthur Spitzer wrote:
> In this weeks reposting of stuff you can find in the eyrie archive
> https://archives.eyrie.org/racc/lnh/
> we have the eleventh chunk of Retcon Hour.
Ah, capital. :o
> For the 26th issue Peter "Tick" Milan gives us Decibel Dude
> & Vigilante Guy #0 where the duo find themselves on an
> alter.net Looniverse gone wrong.
Ah! Do we actually get to see the Reverseworld adventure? :D
> Where once, there had been a large plaque, proclaiming "Legion of
> Net.Heroes Headquarters," there was now a wooden sign written in blood.
> "Legion of Net.Villains. Piss off."
WE DO. :D Innnnnnteresting. That implies that the morality reversal is a
*change* rather than inherent...
> "Red...Redneck?!" they both asked.
> "Shore, yew knew that, dintcha?" asked Redneck, belching loudly.
> "Wow," whispered Vig, "Here on reverse-world, the upstanding hero called
> Rebel Yell is a poorly constructed stereotype from 'Deliverance!"
Heeheehee.
> The putrefying remains of Deja Dude adorned the outside of
> Ultimate Ninja's office.
Ewwwwg.
> "This is strange...this isn't the reverse world from 'Mirror, Mirror' or
> Flame Writer," asked Vig.
> "I don't think there's a Captain Oblivion on either of those worlds.
*Man* we have a lot of Evil LNHes.
> "Silence, whelp! Is it not obvious? I'm eliminating all these divergent
> timestreams. When you're going to be supreme ruler of a universe, you like
> things neat and tidy. So I'm eliminating all those annoying elsewhirl
> events <blip>; this `Deadmeat' Earth <blip>; and all the other annoying
> divergent earths I can! <blip> <blip> <blip>
>
> Actually, it wasn't <blip>. It was more of a slow fade.
Ah! :D I was wondering if anyone was going to do anything with this.
> "My powers are drained...how about you?" asked D-Dude.
> "Oh, sure, if you think a bottle of ranch dressing will scare them off."
Heeheehee
> They turned and saw her for the first time. She was the doppleganger for
> the Looniverse's Whip, but much changed. She was wearing lingerie, for one.
> She was skinny and jittery. Her face bore many scars.
> "My God...what--"
> "You could say I'm Ultimate Ninja's special friend."
awwwwww :< jeez
> "We don't have time for this," shouted Vig. "Your entire world's about
> to be destroyed!"
> "Perhaps. But I will have the satisfaction of seeing you go to your
> death first!"
That's a heck of a Villain Ball.
> For a moment, Whip was surprised she hadn't gone too. She gazed out the
> window at the onrush of nothingness.
> "Ah, well," she said. "Could be worse, I guess."
awwwwwwwwwwwww
> And with that, the world ceased to exist.
...but was eventually brought back after Continuity Champ Jr. restored
everything, right? << >>
> "So I didn't see any evil versions of us when we were there."
> D-Dude thought about that for a moment. Then he ran for the phone.
> "Samantha, honey? Hi. It's Nick. Tell me...have I been acting strangely
> lately?"
ooooooh. :o
> Doctor Stomper's next transparency showed a series of straight lines
> labelled 'Looniverse', 'Mirror Looniverse', 'Reverseworld', 'Mirror
> Reverseworld', 'Wackiverse' and 'Acroverse'. "We see here schematically
> how the varient Looniverses existed in parallel. However..." Doctor
> Stomper produced his next transparency. "If we go back far enough we
> see that there was originally _one_ Looniverse with the various
> alternate Looniverses diverging from the original Looniverse at
> different times in Looniversal history."
I'm not a big fan of these oversimplified attempts to explain How The Cosmology
Works - real superhero universes tend to want enough flexibility so they can go
off in a lot of different directions, and the LNH several orders of magnitude
moreso, but...
> "Thus we avoid the issue of what's real and what's not real: all
> realities are equally real, the only difference being that some
> realities are far removed from what we, ourselves, perceive as
> reality.
...this is a useful thing to emphasize.
> "Wow... that's really deep," said California Kid.
> "You mean you're actually following this?" Kid G asked.
> "No... but it _sounds_ really deep."
Heeheehee.
> On
> the small scale, there is _no_ continuity: time and space are quantised
> into individual, discrete 'issues' and it is only when we go to the
> continuum limit and establish a history that we actually have
> established continuity. The effect of Retcon Hour was, then,
> essentially to change the scale at which continuity is perceived:
> suddenly the entire history and future of the LNH was up for grabs...
> so to speak... as though nothing had been established.
And I think this is a pretty neat idea.
Drew "but Dave could've done it better" Perron
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