LNH/LUNA: WikiLull: chapter the 12th: Know what we need? Even MORE characters!
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Thu Apr 28 15:15:51 PDT 2016
On 4/28/2016 5:33 PM, Adrian McClure wrote:
> "It's really loud in here," said Token Girl, squeezing her palms over
> her ears. "And I thought watching the Michael Bay Smurfs movie was
> "WikiBoy, can you generate a quantum stabilizer field?" said Merissa.
> "...if you say so?" he said.
That's a really cute interaction
> A green field of energy shot out of the WikiKoma's back, so now the
> explosions had stopped and lobby was only sort of on fire.
I'm imagining pieces of lobby floating lazily in the air, half-frozen fireballs
exploding and imploding...
> "OK," said Merissa, "we just gotta go to the control room and I'll
> save us with our l33t cyberhacker skills!" (She pronounced it
XD XD XD
> "HALT!" A young Tibetan sorcerer of ambiguous gender presentation,
> wearing orange robes that were kind of trenchoat-y, appeared in a
> dramatic poof of dark smoke.
> "Oh yay, the first fight!" said Merissa. "You seem pretty cool, but
> not that cool, so I guess you're just the first boss.
Merissa I don't. XD
> "But I am!" the mysterious sorcerer (sorcerex?) said. "Scarlett
> Johannson, you will stop this at once! This indignity will not stand!"
XD XD XD
> "Wha?" said Merissa. "I'm not Scarlett Johannson! If I were there'd be
> a Black Widow movie already! And Ike Perlmutter would be shot into
> space! And we'd have the rights to the Fantastic Four and we could all
> be in Secret Kingdom Heart Wars III: Infinity Inferno of Vengeance and
> we could team up with all the Disney heroes and the Star Wars heroes
> to fight the Nobody of Darth Beyonder and I could save the day by
> fusing my Gun-Keyblade with the Infinity Gauntlet!"
YESSSSSSSS :D :D :D MERISSA I LOVE YOU, THIS IS MY AESTHETIC
> "It's an abomination!" said the mysterious sorcerex. "But not as much
> as your playing Major Kusanagi!
> "Huh?" said Merissa. "I'm not playing her in a movie, I'm just
> dressing up as her because she's cool!"
> "Very well then. I am the apprentice of Occultism Kid. Some call me
> Kid Occultism Kid, but you shall know me as the Not Yet Ancient One!
Ohhhhh fuck yes. :D Good idea!
> Once I was one of the world's most famous Youtube lets players,
> concerned only with fame, money, and getting more subscribers. But
> then I fell prey to carpal tunnel syndrome and all my videos were lost
> to a copyright takedown! And so I sought to learn the ways of magic to
> heal myself and win copyright lawsuits and destroy the dreaded
> Takedown Bots.
XD XD XD The best parody
> In the process, I went on a quest of enlightenment and
> became one of the NTA..."
> "The NTA?" said Token Girl. "Don't you mean the NTB?"
> "No, the NTA! Newly Trained Arcanists!
XD XD XD Yes good, this is exactly what I was hoping would happen
> I have gone
> forth to set my occult might against the forces of Hollywood before
> they whitewash everything and cast Shia LaBeouf as Martin Luther
Oh my goooooood. XD
> Merissa used the BIGGUN to fire frag grenades (nonlethal frag
> grenades... it's that kind of story)
It really is.
> She put the
> BIGGUN on "Manual" mode and used it to fire a Strategy Guide...
> Unfortunately, while the BIGGUN could do literally anything, it had to
> involve blowing things up somehow, so the manual exploded in her hands
> before she could read it.
> Meanwhile, two robots watched from a distance. One was in the form of
> a pastel purple-pink car and one was a train with cool racing marks.
> The car, which was generating pale illusionary mist from its exhaust,
> shifted into the form of a humanoid bot with Miami Vice sunglasses,
> while the other became a radical samurai. "Vaporwave, I was
> "Yes, Multitrack?" said Vaporwave coolly.
VAPORWAVE AND MULTITRACK. :D
> "Yeah! All we have to do is--aaah!" Multitrack fell off the top of the
> couch, where he'd been standing, and into the cushions.
> Vaporwave sighed. "Well, despite the... flawed nature of my partner,
> it will only be a matter of time before this world belongs to... the
> [Note: Drew came up with the name MicroMACS. Vaporwave is named after
> the retro-80s music/aesthetic genre, while Multitrack is based on the
> drift racing transformer imaginatively named Drift+the "multi track
> drifting" meme]
Ahhhh, that's great. XD
Drew "I love it so much" Perron
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