REPOST/LNH: Eggplant the Easter Miracle Komodo Dragon #3 of 4
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Fri Apr 22 19:54:41 PDT 2016
On 3/26/2016 2:58 PM, Arthur Spitzer wrote:
> Kid wiped beige egg white off his lips, which were now beige lips.
> "Just wondered what it tasted like, Sarge. Something wrong?"
> "Why did you drink that you numbskull! Now your teeth and tongue are
> beige! You nimrod!"
> "Oh. I thought the gloves were supposed to protect me from..."
> "They protect your hands! Your hands -- not your -- Oh, Jesus!
> "What's going on Sarge?! Aren't the FBI and CIA supposed to be on the
> same side!?
> Ah, yes. Shirley Knott. Eggplant was in love with her. And so was
> Cabbage. And I think Shirley -- well, Shirley was in love with both of
> them. Maybe if she could have decided which one she loved more -- maybe
> that would have ended the trouble. Or maybe if the Loonited States
> allowed polyandrous marriages for three different species -- maybe that
> would have settled the bad blood.
> Sarge quickly pulled out his gun. "Stop! Eggplant! Put your claws
> down! Put them down! I'm ordering you to spit out Cabbage! Spit him
> out! I don't care what he did to you or who you are! You're not above
> the law!"
fever dream @-@
> "Well, I'll be damned! I guess the ferret was a magical nazi after all!
Drew "@-@" Perron
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