LNH: Another LNH Title? Really? #5
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Thu Apr 21 13:55:48 PDT 2016
On Tuesday, April 12, 2016 at 9:57:56 PM UTC-4, Arthur Spitzer wrote:
> Two paperclips loaded their baby paperclip into a rocketship. As
> the ship zoomed off, an entire planet filled with paperclips violently
> exploded into nothingness.
> "Oh, look, Jonathon! It's a baby paperclip!"
> "An alien paperclip, Martha! Look, if it was an alien baby, or
> puppy, or kitten, or cow, or alligator -- that would be different. But
> it's a freakin' paperclip. I'm not dealing with this. I'm just not!
> This is the Feds problem now!"
> "Oh, Jonathon," she said with a disappointed expression.
I mean, they *are* good at paperwork.
> "Huh?" said the Fed turning his head. And it was the last thing he
> did as a bullet burst right into his head leaving a brain and blood
> mural all over the room.
> The muscle bound green pony-tailed gunman with a cyborg eye by the
> name of Born2Die Hardcore grabbed the paperclip. "Come on! We're
> getting out of here. We're finally free! No, one's ever going to jail
> us again! No one!!" And the two crashed out of the building's window
> towards freedom.
Um. Okay. XD XD XD
> Born2Die Hardcore looked at his blood splatter on his white shirt
> that kept growing and growing. And then he looked at the paperclip in
> his hand. "You -- you were the only thing that ever made any sense in
> this crazy world. This is it. I'm sorry -- can't -- can't feel..."
> And then Born2Die Hardcore went silent. His eyes went dead.
> "So, who was this guy?" said Fuzzy checking Born2Die Hardcore's
...so did they kill him or? @-@ No, he probably tripped on his gunswords and stabbed himself.
> Puts-Paperclips-on-the-Ultimate-Nina's-Desk Lad looked at the
> paperclip in his hands and then at the Ultimate Ninja's desk. "I'm
> going to put you on this desk. Oh, yes I am -- little paperclip!" he
> said with a perverse grin on his face.
I just. I love the idea of someone who takes perverse glee in doing something not only harmless but basically unnoticeable. XD
> "Oh, never mind. It doesn't really matter. Not really. Just give
> me that stupid paperclip." And then the Ultimate Ninja used his
> incredible ninja paperclip clipping powers to clip a couple of pieces
> of paper together.
And those pieces of paper... were the Declaration of Independence. Thank you and good day.
Drew "fourth-hand references that even the person making them doesn't get!?" Perron
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