LNH20: Bite-Size Tales of the LNH v20 #15 (April Fools' Day Special)

[Adrian McClure]

Bite-Size Tales of the LNH v20 #15: "Feast of Fools

by Adrian McClure

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In the space beyond space, the time beyond time, two cosmic beings of vast
knowledge and power spoke...

"Nope, sorry," said the Dvandom Stranger. "You're on your own in this one.
You know how I feel about April Fools' Day. Do you want another Sig.Lad to
die?"

"Okay," said the Ununnilium Stranger. He walked through the mysterious
byways of the cosmos to the LNHQ, and knocked on Fearless Leader's door.
The LNH leader had been sleeping fitfully, dreaming of battles past and
incoherent foreshadowing, when the knock woke him up. He opened the door,
still in his pajamas, and saw the Stranger.

"What's happening?" he said, rubbing the sleep from his eyes.

"Verily! A cosmic partakening shall soon occur, of dire import! Thee must
followest me! Or wait, is that 'you'? Are we that familiar?"

"Never mind, let's go!" said Fearless Leader. He followed the Ununnilium
Stranger through the mists, and found himself on a darkened street, with
elaborately patterned windows above. The Stranger fixed him with a smile
and began to move in a way vaguely like dancing, with a microphone
appearing in front of him.

Fearless Leader remembered what day it was and groaned.

The Ununnilium Stranger sang: "We're no Strangers to love..."

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Note:

You are the April Fool for reading a story that is just an excuse for an
awful pun/meme, but I am also the April Fool for writing it.

-- 
Adrian "The Dark Spaceknight" McClure, now with sig

I write entirely to find out what I'm thinking, what I'm looking at, what I
see and what it means. What I want and what I fear."-- Joan Didion
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