TOF: The Truth About Fiction #3
Andrew Perron
pwerdna at gmail.com
Wed May 20 17:12:59 PDT 2015
On 5/19/2015 10:12 AM, Michael D Friedman wrote:
>I step off the bus after a wonderfully draining two-hour bus ride at 7:50.
> I'm standing on a street corner in a not-so-great section of Los Angeles,
> by myself, looking for 187 S. La Brea Ave.
Incidentally, am I the only one who hears "La Brea" and immediately thinks
"tar pits"?
>The gallery is filled with paintings of gophers, portraying historical
> figures from different time periods. I recognize George Washington Gopher
> crossing the Delaware and Napoleon Gophernaparte laying siege to Moscow.
AWESOME.
> I'm kind of regretting not going into the Pleasure Pit instead.
YOU JUDGMENTAL ASSHAT.
>I'm in an opulent sitting room, decorated in all white. There are white
> columns that line the walls, with ornate white molding depicting eagles and
> snakes. They seem to be in some sort of eternal battle for command of the
> room, frozen in time.
Interesting.
>Out walks the chauffeur from earlier in the day. He has a seat at the desk
> chair and begins writing in a notebook on the desk. This goes on for an
> uncomfortable amount of time. I start to think that he doesn't even notice
> me sitting on the comfy white chair. That's practically impossible, since
> I'm wearing a blue jacket and blue jeans and the rest of the room is white.
>
>"Man, I wore a lot of blue today," I think to myself. "Maybe I should just
> say something. Should I just say something? I should say something. Okay,
> I'm gonna just say something."
>
> "Hello," I blurt out.
>
>The chauffeur looks up from his notebook and finally acknowledges my
> existence. He looks at the clock on the wall, which reads 8:04. He places
> his pen on the desk.
>
> "You're late," he says.
Innnnnnnnteresting. Which way is this about to go? Carroll? Kafka? Gilliam?
Wachowski?
> Surprisingly, things don't get much weirder.
Aw.
> Simon starts singing Haley's big hit: "All girls like money/but I'm not
> your honey. Catchy tune."
>
> I am embarrassed for him.
Super judgmental. Tsk tsk.
>He slowly creaks back in his large leather desk chair, which slides
> backwards slowly to the point which he is too far away to reach the desk.
> He attempts to push himself forward with his feet, but cannot gain much
> traction. I get up from my seat.
Though polite, at least. (Feels Gilliam-ish so far...)
>"Secondly, you get my radio shack," holo-Joe laughs. "Radio shack. Ha,
> never thought about that before. Get it?"
>
> "I got it," I say under my breath.
*snerk*
>"But most importantly, I know how much the truth means to you. I know you
> want to be a world-famous journalist someday. Well, grandson, that time is
> now. You are now owner, CEO and editor-in-chief of _The World News Weekly_,
> the top-selling publication in the world today!"
>
>I'm about to cry. It may be the most best-selling "newspaper" (I use the
> term loosely), but it's also the most ridiculous, featuring stories about
> Boy-Bat Creatures, Psychic Kittens and Bigfoot.
>
> Yeah, I'm going to be taken really seriously as a journalist...
Ahhhhhhh, interesting. I now have an expectation as to where this is going;
let's see if it's fulfilled or not, and which would be better...
Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, mushroom mushroom
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