TOF: The Truth About Fiction #2
Andrew Perron
pwerdna at gmail.com
Thu May 14 20:48:44 PDT 2015
On 5/14/2015 5:11 PM, Michael D Friedman wrote:
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> That night, R. Joseph Allen, my grandfather, "officially" discovered the
> first alien life form on our planet. Or so he says. Most people prefer to
> think he imagined it, or worse, made it up. But Joe insisted to his dying
> day (which I guess is today) that it was true.
Hmmmm, I think I see.
> Over the years, the shanties turned into actual buildings. Restaurants and
> businesses started to pop up. A town was born, and the citizens asked Joe
> to lead them. The first order of business was naming the town. Joe decided
> to name it Fiction, Nevada, as one last "screw you" to the elitist
> Hollywood snobs that made him an outcast.'
Ahhhhhhh - I think we have title. Fascinating.
>"Dude!" yells my roommate, Bubba. He looks exactly like what you'd expect,
> if you were expecting him to be a five-foot tall Asian kid with a sideways
> baseball cap and adorned in hip-hop gear.
Heh heh. Very good.
> Reggie hits the spacebar and the video resumes playing: "Chlorophyll. C-H-O-
> R-uh...I-R...uh...X-Z-Q."
>My 12-year-old self looks like he's about to spew Spaghetti-O's all over
> the camera. A bell rings, confirming what I already knew at the time, I was
> eliminated. My next words are bleeped out and my eyes roll back in my head.
> The kid-me falls straight backward as the announcer can only muster an "Oh
> my!"
>
> Bubba's friends howl in laughter, and I can't take it any longer. I snap
> the laptop out of Reggie's hands and yell, "Get out! Now!"
>
> I point to the door. The group all just kind of sit there staring at me as
> if they were deer in my headlights. We have been roommates for about nine
> months and Bubba has never seen this look on my face before.
I find it fascinating that they were somehow surprised by this reaction.
Like... the *best* reaction I could think of to "Oh hey, a video of a huge
childhood failure! Let's laugh uproariously at the humiliated child!" is
rolling eyes and "Dude, not funny."
> The card is black with only an address printed in small white lettering. It
> reads "187 S. La Brea, Los Angeles, California"
>
> "Did you read it?" asks the chauffeur.
>
> "Yeah, I--"
>
> He cuts me off by stuffing the black card back in his interior coat pocket.
>
> "Be there at precisely 8 p.m.," he says. He turns to leave.
That is a terrible courier.
Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, srsly.
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