SW10/HCC: Superhuman World 2013 Annual: The New Ambassador from Another World!

[Andrew Perron]

On 3/26/2015 9:33 PM, Scott Eiler wrote:
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> "You know my own history with Crusher Island.  I'd probably immigrate there
> right now."
>
> "Not this time, pal.  There's still things need crushing."

:D Crusher Joe is fantastic.

> In her office at Ordered Realities Plaza, Kristi Halsted got a message from
> the Chancellor Wyatt.  "Better check the Badge Station at Brantford.  We might
> have a new ambassador to deal with."
>
> Kristi clicked on a link in the message.  It showed Crusher Joe Corrigan.
>
> She thought...  Oh, my God.

:D :D :D

> Kristi had come to Ordered Realities from Crusher Joe's earth.  He'd been the
> U.S. Vice-President - and then the President.  *She'd* only been a refugee
> from a doomed future.  But somehow she'd wound up representing her world here.

Isn't that always the way?

> There was so much politics here.  (Was the right term "were so many
> politics"?)

I think "politics" is a collective noun - the same way you'd say "There was so 
much sand".

> "You remember that time Ordered Realities blockaded our world?  You were
> *right there* with that bastard Chancellor Wyatt when he announced it! You in
> bed with him or something?"
>
> "WHAAT?  ... GRAAR!"
>
> Kristi had whale powers.  She slapped Crusher Joe.  Hard.  Hard enough to
> launch him over a hill.

Thank you, Kristi.

Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, WHAM