HCC/LNH: Another LNH Title? Really? #3 -- 'There WILL be Pizza! And it WILL be Eaten!!!'
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archivis at gmail.com
Fri Oct 10 17:54:38 PDT 2014
On Friday, October 10, 2014 1:44:11 AM UTC-5, Andrew Perron wrote:
> THAT WAS SO IMPROBABLY FAST. <3
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> On 10/10/2014 1:43 AM, Arthur Spitzer wrote:
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> > "Actually," said Stomper pulling a bizarre looking device from one of his
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> > labcoat pockets."Thanks to this device I can now detect if anything horrible
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> > is happening in the entire Looniverse.And it detects absolutely nothing
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> > horrible happening in the Looniverse.No murder, bank robbery, muggings.No
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> > hurricanes, earthquakes, planets about to blow up.Nothing.Absolutely nothing
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> > interesting is happening right now.Why don't you just have some pizza?"
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> XD
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> > "If you don't want to eat pizza, then don't eat any.More for me," said Stomper
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> > taking another slice.
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> > "Oh.Now I see it.You want all the pizza.You want it all for yourself!"And with
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> > that said the Ultimate Ninja using all his ninja pizza eating skills grabbed
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> > all the remaining slices and crammed them with blinding speed into his mouth.
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> > And then the Ultimate Ninja stood on his chair, raised his arms, and let out a
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> > primal scream.
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> XD XD XD
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> > And the pizza slice woke up.Mozzarella sweat ran down its body.
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> > "What's wrong, dear," said the pizza slice next to it in the box."You have
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> > that dream again?The dream about that weird crazy Universe where humans eat us?"
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> > "Yes," said the pizza clutching tightly to its mushrooms and olives.
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> > "That's messed up," said the pizza eating a slice of cold human being.
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> XD XD XD XD XD
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> That was pretty great. (Even though my newsreader seems to have cut off the
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> spaces between sentences - but just in the reply, not in the reading pane itself.)
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> Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, shrug!
So much awesome :)
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