HCC/LNH: Another LNH Title? Really? #3 -- 'There WILL be Pizza! And it WILL be Eaten!!!'

[Andrew Perron]

THAT WAS SO IMPROBABLY FAST. <3

On 10/10/2014 1:43 AM, Arthur Spitzer wrote:
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> "Actually," said Stomper pulling a bizarre looking device from one of his
> labcoat pockets."Thanks to this device I can now detect if anything horrible
> is happening in the entire Looniverse.And it detects absolutely nothing
> horrible happening in the Looniverse.No murder, bank robbery, muggings.No
> hurricanes, earthquakes, planets about to blow up.Nothing.Absolutely nothing
> interesting is happening right now.Why don't you just have some pizza?"

XD

> "If you don't want to eat pizza, then don't eat any.More for me," said Stomper
> taking another slice.
> "Oh.Now I see it.You want all the pizza.You want it all for yourself!"And with
> that said the Ultimate Ninja using all his ninja pizza eating skills grabbed
> all the remaining slices and crammed them with blinding speed into his mouth.
> And then the Ultimate Ninja stood on his chair, raised his arms, and let out a
> primal scream.

XD XD XD

> And the pizza slice woke up.Mozzarella sweat ran down its body.
> "What's wrong, dear," said the pizza slice next to it in the box."You have
> that dream again?The dream about that weird crazy Universe where humans eat us?"
> "Yes," said the pizza clutching tightly to its mushrooms and olives.
> "That's messed up," said the pizza eating a slice of cold human being.

XD XD XD XD XD

That was pretty great. (Even though my newsreader seems to have cut off the 
spaces between sentences - but just in the reply, not in the reading pane itself.)

Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, shrug!