SW10: New Bosnia #2: The Land of Coins and Diners
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Sun Jun 29 08:27:33 PDT 2014
On 6/28/2014 9:57 PM, Scott Eiler wrote:
> When he got back to the warehouse, the bees were waiting. They had brought
> live animals: a duck and a rabbit. The former Norwegian bee pointed to them
> and said, "Kill and feaszzt."
> "Uh, no, thanks, I foraged for myself." Scott held up his two styrofoam cartons.
> The *duck* said, "Oh, good. What'ja bring for *me*?"
> The rabbit turned on his back and waved his paws in the air. Like he was
> The duck looked up at the two man-sized hovering bees. "Well, *we* merely
> azzzzzuuuumed Our Monster Bee Overlords hadn't *conquered the planet before we
> landed here!*" It looked over at Scott. "WHAT THE #@(% IS GOING ON?"
> Scott Stiles had been in committee meetings before. This was like a really
> bad one, only full of animals. But he was the authority in his committees,
> and he was the nearest thing to a chairman here. "OKAAAY! This Meeting is
> Called to Order! Roll Call!" He pointed at the talking bee.
Hey, go with what you know!
> The duck grinned evilly, if ducks can grin or be evil. "I am Psychovant,
> zzzzzzervant drone of NO ONE ANYWHERE!" It pointed at the rabbit. "And
> *thizzzzz* is my annoying companion, Atomic Rabbit From Beyond! Fear his
> awesome rabbitude, strong enough to negate my own mighty powers! Eat him
> first, and I shall be restored!"
Oh Psychovant. <3
> "Scott Stiles... That sounds &@#= familiar. Super-Savior?"
> "You've heard of me?"
> "Yeah, I heard of you. You're about the creepiest religion on Earth! How'd
> your rapture plans go?"
> "Well, they went here."
> "Aww, dammit. Of all the places I had to be stuck."
> "Oh, I know Mal Dunevoy..."
> Scott Stiles was moved almost to tears. "You *are* from home! You're from
> home!" He hugged the duck to his chest. The duck said, "Gak!"
...this is the greatest. XD
> I wish I hadn't called him "Scott". But it's a perfectly decent name, even
> though I share it. I gave him that name without thinking he'd ever be this
> significant. Oh well.
That's how it goes~
Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, adorable reunion
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