SW10: New Bosnia #2: The Land of Coins and Diners

Andrew Perron pwerdna at gmail.com
Sun Jun 29 08:27:33 PDT 2014

On 6/28/2014 9:57 PM, Scott Eiler wrote:

> When he got back to the warehouse, the bees were waiting.  They had brought
> live animals: a duck and a rabbit.  The former Norwegian bee pointed to them
> and said, "Kill and feaszzt."
> "Uh, no, thanks, I foraged for myself."  Scott held up his two styrofoam cartons.
> The *duck* said, "Oh, good.  What'ja bring for *me*?"
> The rabbit turned on his back and waved his paws in the air.  Like he was
> laughing.

Yesssss <3

> The duck looked up at the two man-sized hovering bees.  "Well, *we* merely
> azzzzzuuuumed Our Monster Bee Overlords hadn't *conquered the planet before we
> landed here!*"  It looked over at Scott.  "WHAT THE #@(% IS GOING ON?"

Excllent question.

> Scott Stiles had been in committee meetings before.  This was like a really
> bad one, only full of animals.  But he was the authority in his committees,
> and he was the nearest thing to a chairman here.  "OKAAAY! This Meeting is
> Called to Order!  Roll Call!"  He pointed at the talking bee.

Hey, go with what you know!

> The duck grinned evilly, if ducks can grin or be evil.  "I am Psychovant,
> zzzzzzervant drone of NO ONE ANYWHERE!"  It pointed at the rabbit.  "And
> *thizzzzz* is my annoying companion, Atomic Rabbit From Beyond!  Fear his
> awesome rabbitude, strong enough to negate my own mighty powers!  Eat him
> first, and I shall be restored!"

Oh Psychovant. <3

> "Scott Stiles...  That sounds &@#= familiar.  Super-Savior?"
> "You've heard of me?"
> "Yeah, I heard of you.  You're about the creepiest religion on Earth! How'd
> your rapture plans go?"
> "Well, they went here."
> "Aww, dammit.  Of all the places I had to be stuck."


> "Oh, I know Mal Dunevoy..."
> Scott Stiles was moved almost to tears.  "You *are* from home!  You're from
> home!"  He hugged the duck to his chest.  The duck said, "Gak!"

...this is the greatest. XD

> I wish I hadn't called him "Scott".  But it's a perfectly decent name, even
> though I share it.  I gave him that name without thinking he'd ever be this
> significant.  Oh well.

That's how it goes~

Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, adorable reunion

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