MISC: The Great Alice, Chapter 2: The Wish

[Scott Eiler]

On 7/3/2014 4:25 AM, James Mason wrote:

 > "No, I want this! Okay, okay..." Alice took a deep breath. "I WANT THE
 > ABILITY TO TURN INTO A CAT PERSON AND HAVE SUPER STRENGTH ENDURANCE AND
 > SPEED! IN FACT I WANT TO SUMMON ENERGY BALLS THAT I SKATE AROUND ON AND
 > SUMMON AND UNSUMMON THEM ANY TIME I WANT, AND I WANT A SWORD - NO A GUN -
 > NO A GUN AND A SWORD BUT AS SEPARATE THINGS! AND HAVE THE GUN SHOOT
 > LASERS AND I CAN COMBINE THEM TO MAKE A LASER SWORD! AND I'LL HAVE A
 > VISOR THAT HELPS WITH MY VISION BECAUSE IT WOULD PROBABLY SUCK IF I LOSE
 > MY GLASSES IN BATTLE AND IT WOULD ALSO HAVE THINGS THAT WOULD HELP ME
 > OUT IN BATTLE LIKE A SCAN THING OR SOME OTHER THING THAT WOULD HELP ME
 > SEE THE MONSTERS! OH ALSO THE ABILITY TO JUMP REAL HIGH AND JUMP TWICE!
 > ALSO CONTROLLING MY JUMPS THAT WOULD BE AWESOME AND HELPFUL AND ALSO
 > BEING ETERNALLY YOUNG AND IMMORTAL!"

But of course a cat person.

I wonder if I could describe my own superhuman power wish list that 
succinctly.  This will soon be relevant in Powernaut 1969.  8{O>

 > Oh no! Did I screw up? Alice thought. Did they only give me the first
 > thing? Do I have to fight monsters like a normal person?
 >
 > As if in answer to her question, there was a noise behind her...

well then.  I'm looking forward to the next installment.

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(signed) Scott Eiler  8{D> -------- http://www.eilertech.com/ ---------

When you *are* the leader... whatever goes wrong... whether you did it
or not... *you* are held responsible. - Barack Obama

I know. - Archie Andrews

- from Archie #617, March 2011, scripted by Alex Simmons.