LNH: Just Another Multi-Writer Cascade that will Probably Never Have an Ending #1

Andrew Perron pwerdna at gmail.com
Sun Jan 19 03:06:08 PST 2014

On Sat, 18 Jan 2014 23:45:54 +0000 (UTC), Arthur Spitzer wrote:

> Just Another Multi-Writer Cascade that will Probably Never Have an Ending #1

oh nooooooooooo

> One of 
> Self-Righteous Preacher's followers -- a very old lady -- looked at Bad 
> Timing Boy's T-shirt and foolishly read the words on the it.  The words 
> on Bad Timing Boy's 'God is Freaking Lame!' T-shirt.


> And as this happened, a burst of purple lightning crackled its way into 
> existence in the center of the lobby.  And a woman emerged from the 
> purple lightning.  A woman with white hair and a white eyepatch covering 
> her left eye.  "It worked!  I made it!" she said scanning the world 
> around her.  And then she spotted the Self-Righteous Preacher.  And she 
> rushed towards him and gave him a big hug.  "It's you!  You're alive!  I 
> never thought I'd see you..."

!!! Yessssssss

(this entire thing is my fault, isn't it)

> Self-Righteous Preacher wrenched himself free the strange woman.  "How 
> dare you!  How dare you try to engage me into some kind of premarital 
> huggery!

"Premarital huggery" is my favorite phrase now.

> Self-Righteous Preacher sniffed his nose with disgust.  "No excuse! 
> Read the Bible!!"  He handed her a Bible.
> "Oh, thanks!" she said with a very grateful expression on her face. 
> "I'll be sure to do that!"

Goddamn it she's ADORABLE.

> No she had another mission here.  But what was it?  Her mind was still 
> cloudy from the time jump.  Contraption Mad had told her one of the side 
> effects of time travel might be memory loss.

Isn't that always the way?

> The hero's eyes opened.  The hero named Foreshadowing Lad.
> And beneath his bed a crack began to form.


> "God.  Not again," said a man who appeared to be the commander of the 
> group.  His name was Reed Reedly and he was the head of this 
> LNH-Readers-Who-Are-Sick-To-Death-With-These-Damn-Neverending-Events-Liberation 
> Front cell.


> Reed Reedly nodded.  "That's true.  Hopefully, for the sake of RACC 
> every RACC Writer will completely ignore this cascade and there won't be 
> an issue two!  Hopefully!!"

...so guess what I decided to do :D

Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, yessss

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