LNH: Just Another Multi-Writer Cascade That Will Probably Never Have an Ending #7 - *and* LNH20: LNH20 Comics Presents #17.NOW
Scott Eiler
seiler at eilertech.com
Mon Feb 24 19:09:35 PST 2014
What Has Gone Before:
"Well, all righty then. Kosmik Kubrik Kube Powers, Activate!" -
Psychovant the Duck, from LNH: Just Another Multi-Writer Cascade That
Will Probably Never Have an Ending #7.
Doc Nostalgia looked at himself. He'd gotten back his modern muscular
form! "Just point me at Mister Morrison!" - from LNH20: LNH20 Comics
Presents #17: The Spoon of Destiny Saga Part 17: "The Perils of Doc
Nostalgia".
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Psychovant the Duck yawned. He was on a massage chair, in his favorite
place. Earth-Thai-Schoolgirl.
"Well, if you're done, ladies, I think I'll move on."
The masseuses gave their ritual protests. "But, Mister Duck, you only
been with us one week! We have a special deal for one-month residency!"
"Oh, believe me, I love you for that. But now that I've laid low and
done my Kosmik Kube research for one week, it's time to go do stuff."
The duck held a cube in his wing. It pulsed in approval.
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In a distant universe, Doc Nostalgia and his arch-nemesis Mister
Morrison popped out of a magic portal. Doc Nostalgia said, "As you can
see, I've survived this little Magical Mystery Tour challenge of yours.
I'm ready for you this time!"
"Yes, I see your nostalgia powers can adapt to Beatlemania. Even
without a little help from your friends." Mister Morrison look like
Sgt. Pepper from the Beatles album.
"I had *lots* of help from my friends!"
"Well, you seem to be on your own now." Mister Morrison dissolved into
butterflies, floating around Doc Nostalgia's head.
From a third direction, a grating voice yelled, "Oooh! 1960s
Butterflies! What could *possibly* stop them? ... Oh! I know! 1960s
DDT!"
A cloud of chemicals floated down on the combatants. Doc Nostalgia
didn't smell anything from it. But Mister Morrison's butterflies convulsed.
"choke choke..." Mister Morrison looked up. "Oh. A demon in duck
form. How quaint. How fitting that you should be helpless against me
as *Internet Virus* Butterflies!" He turned back into butterflies, only
electronic.
"heh. You failed to notice, I am a *cyborg* demon duck! And I'm full
of EMP!" Energy pulsed out from the duck. The butterflies all
thrashed, and collapsed into a thrashing human form. "Heh. I've been
watching. And I've been waiting for *someone* to do all this to you."
"Gah. Duck. You make this place uncomfortable for me. Let it be
known, I will return. When I *feel* like it. When the climate might be
more comfortable." Mister Morrison disappeared in a poof of DDT.
Doc Nostalgia exclaimed, "Uh. Cyborg, or demon, or duck, or whatever. I
had this."
"Suuuure you did. Now go finish your damn LNH20 cascade!"
The cyborg demon duck disappeared.
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Author's Notes:
In finest LNH cascade tradition, all LNH cascades are now fair game. Heh.
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(signed) Scott Eiler 8{D> -------- http://www.eilertech.com/ ---------
When you *are* the leader... whatever goes wrong... whether you did it
or not... *you* are held responsible. - Barack Obama
I know. - Archie Andrews
- from Archie #617, March 2011, scripted by Alex Simmons.
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