SW10/WWW: Powernaut 2005 #23: It's the Missing Heroes!

[Scott Eiler]

Yes, the Wounded Watermelon Warriors are back (long story, for which 
last episode's commentary might help)...  oh, look, the aliens still 
build spanking machines and it isn't even 1954!  And it looks like 
*this* machine might hurt!  Occulator Compuplex continues.

http://www.eilertech.com/stories/powernaut/2005d.htm#23

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Bonus Section:  Commentary from Wyatt Ferguson!  Spanker 4 and the Aliens

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All the links here can be found under http://www.eilertech.com/stories/ .

Karl investigated an alien infestation earlier this year.  He helped 
discover the existence of Spanker 4 then! (ref: 
2005/fergletter_jun.htm)  Medieval records (purportedly from genies) 
revealed the Spankers before that - as alien minions!

I can testify for the aliens.  I met them all in 2003. (wealth.htm)  And 
they know of me from an End of the World thing in 1999 - when I had 
Deputy Deathbringer powers.  Really.  I reported to Vara Hosea (who was 
also in that room), but I also took some initiative back then.  (me1999.htm)

I first ran across the Jellyfish in 2002 (ref: jellyfish.htm), and their 
leader "David" the year later (ref: farm.htm).  I'm less familiar with 
the "Greens", but they resemble the "Mad Axeman from Venus" that 
rampaged across the eastern United States in 1992.  The Green leader 
named himself Bneezl.  He looked the most human of them - or at least he 
had the biggest neck.  Reportedly that's the result of generations of 
breeding to adapt to our Solar System.

You're probably wondering what it is about aliens and spanking... 
Aliens consider Earthlings to be like naughty children.  And they prefer 
ritual with their punishment.

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(signed) Scott Eiler  8{D> -------- http://www.eilertech.com/ ---------

When you *are* the leader... whatever goes wrong... whether you did it
or not... *you* are held responsible. - Barack Obama

I know. - Archie Andrews

- from Archie #617, March 2011, scripted by Alex Simmons.