LNH20: Kung-Fu Holmes # 2: The Coming of Captain Corrector!

[Scott Eiler]

On 3/24/2013 2:10 AM, Tom Russell wrote:
> Tom Russell presents
> KUNG-FU HOLMES # 2
> "The Coming of Captain Corrector"
> An LNH20 story
>
>     "I come not to correct your many unforgivable lapses in knowledge,
> but to seek your assistance against a dire threat to the entire
> planet."
>     "Well, that's more like it. What is it? An alien invasion? A
> criminal mastermind? Robots?"
>     "No, it is far, far worse. Something so disturbing that it is
> difficult for even I to speak the words."

"... Oh, no!  I meant 'for even *me*'!  It's like saying 'for me' 
instead of 'for I', and the former is of course correct usage!"

But it was too late for Captain Corrector.  The Corrector Power had left 
him.  With nothing else to sustain his body, he crumbled into dust.

Kung Fu Holmes said, "Pell Grants notwithstanding, I suppose ignorance 
shall continue to give me a fertile field of crime to weed."

-- 
(signed) Scott Eiler  8{D> -------- http://www.eilertech.com/ ---------

When you *are* the leader... whatever goes wrong... whether you did it
or not... *you* are held responsible. - Barack Obama

I know. - Archie Andrews

- from Archie #617, March 2011, scripted by Alex Simmons.