LNH/REPOST: LNH Comics Presents #303: Infinite Leadership Crisis Part 268

[Arthur Spitzer]

On 12/24/13 2:45 AM, Andrew Perron wrote:
> (Okay, so I just realized I messed up my calculations on both which issue
> it would be and which day of April it would be. Fixing!)
>
> April 268th, 2007.
>
> In a bedroom in a sizable family apartment in reasonably nice part of the
> McCluresville neighborhood in the Zeroth City of the Loonited States,
> Net.ropolis...
>
> A lumpy pile of blankets laid on the bed. At five minutes to eight, the
> dulcet tones of Barenaked Ladies floated through the air. Like a mythical
> sea beast, an arm emerged from the cozy depths of the blanketpile, catching
> the alarm clock in its grip and pulling it back into the warm darkness.
>
> The comfortable mountain shuddered tectonically and collapsed in a great
> eruption of yawning young man. Casey von Aluminumfoil rose, scratching
> himself under the arm and peering blearily out the window. Yep - the chill
> of early spring was still in place. This *would* be Christmas Eve, if April
> hadn't been going for eight and a half times its normal length.
>
> He blearily trudged to the shower. The hot water made him feel a bit more
> human (or a bit more mutant, anyway). As he was pulling his pants on, his
> phone rang. Oh, it was Pulls-Paper-Out-of-Hats Lad. He was easy to talk to
> - much more relaxed than most members of the Legion.
>
> "Hey, Pete. What's up?" Casey blinked, then stuck a finger in his ear. "Er,
> sorry, my connection's on the blink - I thought you said I was the leader
> of the LNH!"
>

Is PPOoH Lad having a name a new thing?  Figured it would be like Pullzy 
or Hatzy...

Arthur "Outzy?" Spitzer