LNH20: Bite-Size Tales of the LNH v20 #8: "Oddball Season"

[Andrew Perron]

On Friday, October 12, 2012 10:35:34 PM UTC-4, Rob Rogers wrote:
> On Oct 12, 12:14 am, Andrew Perron <pwer... at gmail.com> wrote:
> 
> > "Now you've done it!" shouted Doc Nostalgia. "Your meddling with the
> > fabric of space and time has caused a hole to open into some alternate
> > universe!"
> >
> > "Look," said Kid Ethusiastic, "I said I didn't think it was a good idea
> > if I cooked, but you were like 'blah blah blah every LNHer has to do
> > kitchen duty...'"
> 
> I'm going to adopt this as my new mantra: "At least my chili hasn't
> opened up any portals in the space-time continuum... yet..."

The Joker's Five-Alarm Revenge!

> > Agent MFED shook her head. "No, I'm sorry. Topanga Girl was crushed by
> > celery during Boy Meets War Without Worlds."
> 
> Tee-hee...

I figured a '90s-era reference would be appropriately silly.

> > The furry one nodded. "Her fate was stalking her from the day she
> > joined."
> 
> Nicely done.  The celery joke really paid off...

Why thank you! I took effort getting puns into her lines as much as possible.

> > Author's Note: I've had this idea floating around in my head for
> > MONTHS, but Rob's post finally spurred me to write it.
> 
> Thank you very much!

And same to you!

> > The only Oddballs in this story who have appeared before are
> > Penultimate Ninja and Ultimate Mer-Canary. All the others are Free For
> > Use.
> 
> That's good news... although I have a feeling this was
> the least disturbing story that could possibly be
> written using Cattle Kiss Lass.  But I could be wrong.

The Smooch of Destiny!

> --Rob Rogers
> --Prefers not to ruminate about his ruminants

Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, Rumic World.