LNH20: Bite-Size Tales of the LNH v20 #8: "Oddball Season"

[Rob Rogers]

On Oct 12, 12:14 am, Andrew Perron <pwer... at gmail.com> wrote:
> "Now you've done it!" shouted Doc Nostalgia. "Your meddling with the
> fabric of space and time has caused a hole to open into some alternate
> universe!"
>
> "Look," said Kid Ethusiastic, "I said I didn't think it was a good idea
> if I cooked, but you were like 'blah blah blah every LNHer has to do
> kitchen duty...'"

I'm going to adopt this as my new mantra: "At least my chili hasn't
opened up any portals in the space-time continuum... yet..."

> Agent MFED shook her head. "No, I'm sorry. Topanga Girl was crushed by
> celery during Boy Meets War Without Worlds."

Tee-hee...

> The furry one nodded. "Her fate was stalking her from the day she
> joined."

Nicely done.  The celery joke really paid off...

> Author's Note: I've had this idea floating around in my head for
> MONTHS, but Rob's post finally spurred me to write it.

Thank you very much!

> The only Oddballs in this story who have appeared before are
> Penultimate Ninja and Ultimate Mer-Canary. All the others are Free For
> Use.

That's good news... although I have a feeling this was
the least disturbing story that could possibly be
written using Cattle Kiss Lass.  But I could be wrong.

--Rob Rogers
--Prefers not to ruminate about his ruminants