LNH/HCC: Legion of Net.Heroes Vol.2 #52 HCC32
saxonbrenton at hotmail.com
Mon Nov 5 09:07:34 PST 2012
On Sun 4 Nov 2012 Arthur Spitzer wrote:
> Well, okay, Saxon... I won't force you to cash that check...
> so feel free to tear it up. I won't feel any guilt for having
> extra money in my checking account. :)
> But you should tell me that you absolutely have no plans to
> ever cash that check so I can fix my checking book.
> Arthur "Fourth Wallowing..." Spitzer
Well, that's easy enough. Yeah, I have no intention of ever
But this is RACC, and that sort of assurance isn't good enough.
<ahem. [taps micophone] Is this thing on? Right.
Testing testing. 'I solemly swear that I am up to no
good.' How was that? Okay? Great.>
[declaims in a stentorian voice: ]
I swear upon my hard earned reputation as a loony that
the cheque will not live to see another dawn. It will
neither cause problems for Arthur's bank balance nor
start any imprint wide RACC crossovers... ever again.
It will die. It will die horribly, begging for mercy,
and receive none. It will be rent asunder, bent,
folded, spindled and mutilated, and then poked with
soft cusions. In the best tradition of the TV Tropes
Wiki it will be deconstructed to an inch past its life,
and then its flensed corpse strung up for all to see.
Its life-ink will spill from its body to the ground,
where it will pool... moist and black and wet and inky.
[Hmm. I wonder if it might be the Arthur's-Check-Revenge-
Squad, travelling back in time, who built No!-It-Can't-Be-
Saxon-Brenton!-He's-Dead! Lad. Maybe I'd better start
making a list so that all these options can be properly
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