LNH: Parsnip the Christmas Miracle Maggot #2 out of 4: The Wonders of Parsnip!
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Mon Dec 10 22:17:12 PST 2012
On Sun, 9 Dec 2012 19:05:12 +0000 (UTC), Arthur Spitzer wrote:
> Each kit
> comes with special Chocolate Chip cookies laced with special Chocolate
> Chips -- Chocolate Freedom Chips (from our friends at HexCorp)!
XD XD XD
> Warning: The 'Santa Domination Kit' may be illegal in some
> States and Countries!
I should hope so!
> The Net.Mexico Institute for the Criminally Inane *sic* --
Are you sure that's a mispelling because `-`
> The Miracle Pet Catcher looked at the chunk of Fruitcake in his spoon
> from his bowl of Cream of Fruitcake soup and just stared at it.
> Cauliflower died before he could get revenge. But now there was a new
> Christmas Miracle Pet in town.
> "Hey! Folks!" said a man in a prison outfit that had 'Fs' scribbled all
> over it using a magic marker as well as various 'F' tattoos on his skin.
> A supervillain known to the outside world as Dr. F!
> No, he wouldn't escape today. But someday he would. Maybe when one of
> the cooler Miracle Pets got their own miniseries. But not today.
> The Echo Lad Memorial Memorial Children's Children's Hospital Hospital -
> The nurse who was manning the front desk looked straight at the piece of
> floating rotting meat in front of her. And at the tiny maggot with the
> Santa hat that was riding it. It was Parsnip's floating Rotting
> Meat.Thingee that acted as both a headquarters as well as transportation
Oh god. XD
> "I'm sorry," said the nurse, "But we don't have -- umm -- any sick kids
> today. Yes, no sick kids."
> " ''''' '''''' '''''?" said Parsnip looking at some kids being rolled
> around in wheelchairs.
Heeheehee. Poor Parsnip.
> Arthur "This keeps getting worse and worse..." Spitzer
Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, the plot sickens!
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