LNH: Parsnip the Christmas Miracle Maggot #2 out of 4: The Wonders of Parsnip!

[Andrew Perron]

On Sun, 9 Dec 2012 19:05:12 +0000 (UTC), Arthur Spitzer wrote:

> Each kit 
> comes with special Chocolate Chip cookies laced with special Chocolate 
> Chips -- Chocolate Freedom Chips (from our friends at HexCorp)!

XD XD XD

> Warning: The 'Santa Domination Kit' may be illegal in some 
> States and Countries!

I should hope so!

> The Net.Mexico Institute for the Criminally Inane *sic* --

Are you sure that's a mispelling because `-`

> The Miracle Pet Catcher looked at the chunk of Fruitcake in his spoon 
> from his bowl of Cream of Fruitcake soup and just stared at it.

Ah yes.

> Cauliflower died before he could get revenge.  But now there was a new 
> Christmas Miracle Pet in town.

Mwahahahaha.

> "Hey!  Folks!" said a man in a prison outfit that had 'Fs' scribbled all 
> over it using a magic marker as well as various 'F' tattoos on his skin. 
>   A supervillain known to the outside world as Dr. F!

Woo! XD

> No, he wouldn't escape today.  But someday he would.  Maybe when one of 
> the cooler Miracle Pets got their own miniseries.  But not today.

Heeheehee

> The Echo Lad Memorial Memorial Children's Children's Hospital Hospital -

*cackles*

> The nurse who was manning the front desk looked straight at the piece of 
> floating rotting meat in front of her.  And at the tiny maggot with the 
> Santa hat that was riding it.  It was Parsnip's floating Rotting 
> Meat.Thingee that acted as both a headquarters as well as transportation 
> device.

Oh god. XD

> "I'm sorry," said the nurse, "But we don't have -- umm -- any sick kids 
> today.  Yes, no sick kids."
> 
> " ''''' '''''' '''''?" said Parsnip looking at some kids being rolled 
> around in wheelchairs.

Heeheehee. Poor Parsnip.

> Arthur "This keeps getting worse and worse..." Spitzer

Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, the plot sickens!