LNH: Parsnip the Christmas Miracle Maggot #2 out of 4: The Wonders of Parsnip!

[Scott Eiler]

On 12/9/2012 11:05 AM, Arthur Spitzer wrote:

> Parsnip with a hurt expression on his face drove his flying Rotting
> Meat.Thingee towards the sliding glass doors exit.
>
>
>      |       |       |       |       |       |       |       |       |
>    --*--   --*--   --*--   --*--   --*--   --*--   --*--   --*--   --*--
>   --***-- --***-- --***-- --***-- --***-- --***-- --***-- --***-- --***--
>
> NEXT WEEK:  Will Parsnip actually do something (well at least something
> more than riding around in a Rotting Meat.Thingee)?
>
> Arthur "This keeps getting worse and worse..." Spitzer

Now this is my kind of Christmas story.

What superpowers could a Miracle Maggot have?  I bet he'd be awesome at 
producing compost for Christmas trees.

-- 
(signed) Scott Eiler, who needs to produce a Very Powernaut Christmas 
story sometime... hey, wait, there's 
http://www.eilertech.com/stories/2005/occulator.htm#xmas ! ---------

When you *are* the leader... whatever goes wrong... whether you did it
or not... *you* are held responsible. - Barack Obama

I know. - Archie Andrews

- from Archie #617, March 2011, scripted by Alex Simmons.