LNH: Parsnip the Christmas Miracle Maggot #1 out of 4: The Maggot That Squirmed -- Christmas!
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Thu Dec 6 14:19:53 PST 2012
On Sunday, December 2, 2012 3:01:35 PM UTC-5, Arthur Spitzer wrote:
> Must still be recovering from
> yesterday's insane Thanksgiving. The Cranburglar had attempted to ruin
> Thanksgiving by stealing Net.ropolis's supply of cranberry sauce (as
> well as those cranberry jelly slabs). Fortunately, the LNH and Yam the
> Thanksgiving Miracle Yak were there to stop him.
Heeheeheehee <3 Love it, love it.
> "Yeah, yeah," said the Ultimate Ninja. "Let's get the corpse out of here
> and -- Wait!" The Ultimate Ninja could feel something. Something that
> was about to emerge from Cannon Fodder's nostril.
UN's little-used nostril sense ability!
> "Wait!" cried the Incredible-Man-With-No-Life. "Don't kill it! It
> won't do us any harm!"
How do you know tha--
> "I learned about it in Miracle Pet Monthly!"
> "Jesus. Not Again," said the Ultimate Ninja shaking his head. "Okay,
> fine. He's the new Christmas Miracle Pet. But he's not going to be a
> member of the LNH. No. Never. I don't care how much you plead or beg,
> he's never, never ever going to be a member. Not as long as I'm in
> charge. Do you people understand?! Have I made myself clear?!"
*doodley-oodley-oop!* MAGGOT FORCE #1! WITH EXCLUSIVE ROTTING MEAT COVER!
> " ''''' '''''' '''''," said a slightly hurt Parsnip the Christmas
> Miracle Maggot.
I'm imagining him (her?) sounding like Woodstock in the Snoopy cartoons.
> NEXT WEEK: Can Parsnip ever hope to escape the Shadow of Cauliflower?
> And if he does will anyone care?
I know right
> Back during RACC-Con '12, Rob and I were having some discussion about
> Miracle Pets and I was telling him about this idea I had for a Halloween
> Miracle Pet although I accidentally called him -- Pumpkin the Christmas
> Miracle Maggot. And the more I thought about it, the more I liked the
> idea of making the next Christmas Miracle Pet a maggot. So that's where
> this came from. Parsnip is the Kyle Rayner to Cauliflower's Hal Jordan.
That comparison is way more welcome nowadays. <3
> Arthur "Away in a Maggot..." Spitzer
Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, Christmas at ground zero~
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