LNH: LNH Comics Presents #108 - INFINITE LEADERSHIP CRY.SIG -- EPISODE SEVENTY THREE
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Legion of Net.Heroes Comics Presents...
INFINITE LEADERSHIP CRY.SIG
EPISODE SEVENTY THREE
'Seeing if I can post man's Day' or
'Why won't this stupid story post?!!!!!!'
The LNHQ --
April 73, 2012 --
11:54 PM --
"Arrrgggghhhhh!!!!!!" cried Seeing if I can post man as he made another
futile attempt at posting this story to Rec.arts.comics.creative.
"Did you post it?" asked Building Suspense Lad.
"Would I be screaming in frustration if I had actually posted it?"
glared Seeing if I can post man.
"You must post the story," said All-Knowing Last-Chance Whiner Destiny
Woman mysteriously. "For if you do not post this story before midnight
-- then the very fabric of the Omnilooniversal Time Continuum shall
break a part into never ending chaos and madness!!!"
"I'm trying!" said Seeing if I can post man as he gave it another shot.
"It just won't work! It won't post!! I don't know what I'm doing
wrong -- I usually get them to post by the thousandth try. But I'm
already up to 1225 attempts -- and nothing. I can't do it. I can't
post this story!! Why did you have to choose me to be leader --
Pulls-Paper-out-of-Hats Lad? Why me? Why not my greatest arch-enemy
Always-Gets-His-Stories-Posted-On-The-First-Attempt Man? He could have
easily gotten this story posted -- The Bastard! I can't do it. I can't
post this story!! I just can't."
"You know -- maybe we should have someone else post this story.
Maybe..." said Fuzzy.
"No," said All-Knowing Last-Chance Whiner Destiny Woman shaking her
head. "It must be him. It must be -- Seeing if I can post man! He is
the only one who can post this story. And if he can't -- then we are
"Well," said Fuzzy trying to think of something. "How about posting it
on another computer?"
"No," said Seeing if I can post man shaking his head. "This is my lucky
computer! Every other computer my posting attempts are usually even
worse! It has to be this computer!"
Fuzzy took the toothpick out of her mouth and snapped it in half as she
resisted the urge to hit Seeing if I can post man. "Okay. Is your
system working right? How about your newsreader? Is the internet on?
"Oh!" said Seeing if I can post man snapping his fingers. "The
Internet! Forgot about that!" And then he moved his mouse over and
clicked the Internet on. "That should help!"
"Seriously," said Fuzzy with disbelief. "You didn't have the internet
on? You didn't have the internet *On*?!!!" She dug her fingers into
her forehead and thought to herself, I will not snap. I will not snap.
"Two minutes till midnight," said Robo-Stomper glancing at his watch.
"Okay, I just need to... Oh no," said Seeing if I can post man as he
made another attempt. "It's not working. It's not working!!"
"What's not working?" asked Building Suspense Lad as he looked at the
clock that was slowly ticking away to midnight.
"The Mouse!" cried Seeing if I can post man. "I can't get it to work!
It won't move!!"
"BSL!" shouted Fuzzy as she looked in Building Suspense Lad's direction.
"On it!" said Building Suspense Lad has he rushed out of the room and
into the hallway. And then he looked around him and then at his watch.
He was running out of time! And he didn't even know where the LNH
kept all its working mice! Where could he possibly -- no wait, he
thought as he saw someone else in the hallway. It was WikiBoy. WikiBoy
licking an ice cream cone. "WikiBoy! You're a mouse!!"
And WikiBoy turned into a furry little brown mouse. The ice cream cone
that he had been licking fell on top of him.
"No! No!" cried Building Suspense Lad. "A computer mouse! You're a
Building Suspense Lad grabbed the mouse -- still sticky with melted ice
cream and rushed back into the room.
"Half a minute till midnight!" said Robo-Stomper.
Building Suspense Lad rushed over to the computer and took the other
mouse out and then tried to put the WikiBoy mouse into the computer. "I
can't -- seem to get it in! Won't fit!!"
"Oh for the love of..." said Fuzzy rushing over and pushing Building
Suspense Lad away and making her own attempt to plug the mouse into the
computer. "I've got it! Post the story!"
Seeing if I can post man touched the mouse and then pulled his hand
away. "Eww! What's the weird sticky stuff on the mouse?!!"
"Five seconds -- Four seconds..." counted down Robo-Stomper.
"Doesn't matter! Post it! Post it!! Post the damn thing!!" shouted Fuzzy.
"Two seconds. One second..."
And Seeing if I can post man grabbed the mouse and made a click. And
then he disappeared as Midnight struck.
"Did he do it?" said Fuzzy looking at the computer and clicked over to
RACC to see if it had gotten through. "I don't understand. It's still
not posted, but everything seems fine."
"It won't get posted today. We will have to wait till April 21st, 2012
to see this story. And now that my work is done here -- I must go.
Fare thee well!" And then All-Knowing Last-Chance Whiner Destiny Woman
vanished away. Mysteriously.
"Some day I'm going to punch her," said Fuzzy as she tried to wipe away
the sticky melted ice cream on her hand.
Last-Chance Whiner Destiny Woman - wReam
Fuzzy -- Connie Hirsch
WikiBoy -- Tom Russell
See if I can post man, Buidling Suspense Lad, and Robo-Stomper -- Arthur
Ah, I hope Adrian wasn't planning on writing this issue. :)
For the rest of the ILC stories check here...
Arthur "Will this post?" Spitzer
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