MISC: One Day at a Time #14
James Mason
mason.james.jamesmason at gmail.com
Sun May 22 23:27:04 PDT 2011
Chapter 14:
Bomberguy 64
Edmund Crumpleston: *ripping duct tape off the wheel it came from*
Okay, there - now I should be able to move around without falling
apart.
Some guy wearing what looks like a army cloak, yes you read that right,
army cloak: Whatever you said was highfive worthy! Want one?
Edmund Crumpleston: I sure do!
Announcer: HIGHFIVE WORTHY OF A TROPHY! Also, now there’s a thing on
Ed’s hand.
Edmund Crumpleston: What's this flashy thing?
*boom.*
Edmund Crumpleston: Aww, not again.
Some guy wear-- y'know what, I’m not repeating that: Again? Aw,
whatever. Now, do you know where the jail cells are?
Edmund Crumpleston: I just spent all of yesterday and a good chunk of
today in the evidence locker! I don’t know where it is!
That army cloak guy: Geez, you suddenly turned rude. I guess I won’t be
asking you anything ever again.
Those three main characters: *clopclopcloprunning!*
Army cloak guy: Hey, do you know where the jail cells are?
Announcer: All the bacon couldn’t save you from her RIGHT HOOK!
Sir Greg: No!
Army cloak guy: Again with the rudeness! Well fine, GRENADES FOR
EVERYONE!
Announcer: Yay, grenade party!
Everyone who’s not an Army guy with a weird-ass cloak or Edmund:
*dodgewhoosh!*
Mike: We can’t have this now, it would be too inconvenient for us. And
by us, I mean not you! *Points at guy with way-too-long name!*
Army cloak guy: Geez, I just can’t win today. Oh well. *bombslap*
Mike: Wait, what's on my fac-- *cat boom* Ow.
Sir Greg: HEY, YOU CAN'T BLOW UP CA-- *bombslap* Oh no you don’t!
*dodgewhoosh! ...which is unsuccessful!* Okay, maybe you do.
The Arch Mage: Well-- *slap* I barely said anything! *riiiiiip!s bomb
off with magic* That wasn’t so bad.
Announcer: But he forgot to throw it away.
The Arch Mage: *boom* Forget I said that.
Army cloak guy: *sigh* Welp, you guys are jerks. Maybe if you knew why
I’m doing this... Nah. Just call me Bomberguy 64.
Mike: Why?
Army cl-- I mean, Bomberguy 64: Because I associate with the other
bomberguys. In fact, I'm their boss. Well, sorta. I was in the '90s,
WHEN WE WERE KIDS!
Announcer: Oh great, now he’s going into the backstory, now things are
going to--
Bomberguy 64: But enough about me what about you?
Announcer: Never mind.
Chris: *Entering from stage right!* Why are we going towards the
explosions?
Victor Montague: *Also stage righting!* Well you said I wouldn't be
able to talk to them afterwards, so why not now?
Bomberguy 64: I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF PINEAPPLES! *bombly bombly
boom*
Chris: That's why.
Announcer: Mike is ignoring these dorks and talking to Sir Greg!
Mike: Any idea how we could take him down?
Sir Greg: We could rush him.
Mike: I’m pretty sure we just did.
Sir Greg: While ignoring the bombs he places on us.
Mike: Wouldn’t that hurt us?
Sir Greg: Well, so far, it’s not as bad as the tank explosion from
yesterday - and it would hurt him too!
Mike: Well I don’t want anyone to get hurt--
Announcer: Just noticed those guys, didn’t you?
Mike: Like them. Oh crap!
Announcer: Don’t know why he dived towards them, there weren't any
bombs heading for them.
Mike: What are you morons doing here!?
Victor Montague: Where did you guys go yesterday?
Mike: Get out of here, it’s too dangerous!
Victor Montague: But you won’t answer my--
Mike: I’ll do that later! Right now, you guys got to go!
Bomberguy 64: Hey, don’t ignore me! I don’t allow my men to ignore me!
Announcer: Now, see, Sir Greg has a reason to dive at the guy, because
he has a bomb pointed towards them.
Sir Greg: *CLUNK!* Yeah, no. Let's see how you like having an explosion
on your face!
Announcer: Man, now she’s taking the bomb and shoving it in his mouth.
Remind me not to get her angry.
Bomberguy 64: MMMMFH MMM MMF MMMFH!
Announcer: That he said was, “Wow these *do* taste like pineapples!”
Totally what he said.
Bomberguy 64: *boom* OOOW! Jeez, didn’t know you guys don’t like
Pineapples. I HOPE YOU LIKE PLAS--
Announcer: She grabs the plastic explosive and places that in his mouth
too.
Bomberguy 64: ...mmmmf mmmf.
Announcer: Yeah, yeah, another boom. When is this chapter over, I want
to get lunch.
Bomberguy 64: Ohhhh. Maybe I should take a nap. Zzzzz~
Sir Greg: Well that wasn’t so bad.
Mike: Your face is showing! *covers it*
Sir Greg: Let's get out of here, then.
Announcer: And so she and The Arch Mage start to run off... but stop
when they notice Mike isn’t coming.
Mike: I have some business to take care of. Go on without me.
Announcer: So they do!
Mike: Now. What was your question?
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