NTB/LNH/HCC: Legion of Net.Heroes Volume 2 #42 (HCC19)
Scott Eiler
seiler at eilertech.com
Sun May 1 18:38:28 PDT 2011
Saxon Brenton wrote:
> The dragon roared, lunging towards Mister Elmo. "Be silent! Or
> FIN FANFIC FOOM!
> will put you in his pants!"
> "Ahhh!" screamed Mister Elmo, genuinely horrified at the prospect.
With a battle cry like that,
FIN FANFIC FOOM
is a villain to be truly feared. Indeed, that was the scariest thing about the
dragon. I have mixed feelings about driving a story with that much satire, but
it *was* a good story. And I have to admit it wouldn't have been quite the same
story with any dragon other than
FIN FANFIC FOOM
.
> Net.name/persona: Mister Elmo
> Real name/address: Greg Morrow
> Powers/mystical abilities/colour of trenchcoat: Strange frothing
> abilities/mystical sense of continuity violations/tan
> Origin: Driven insane by years of datelessness, Mister Elmo
> prowls the back streets of USENET, incessantly whining, with spittle,
> about trivial inconsistencies.
I was afraid Mister Elmo would be red and furry at first...
--
(signed) Scott Eiler 8{D> -------- http://www.eilertech.com/ ---------
Only their myths concerned peace and contentment, and that in such a
coercive, sullen package it was obvious that the Earth humans resented
the very idea.
- from "Passing" by Elaine Radford, Aboriginal SF, May/June 1987.
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