RACCCafe/HCC: The Biggest War Ever!
Scott Eiler
seiler at eilertech.com
Mon Mar 7 19:17:23 PST 2011
Andrew Perron wrote:
> "The Unicorn King was still angry! So the Unicorn Princess had to beat him
> up! And then she said, 'We will not fight any longer! We'll be friends
> and play soccer during the summer!'"
>
> ...
>
> Kid Enthusiastic picked up a pterodactyl with missile launchers and shot
> them at the rows of plastic ponies and sasquatch action figures.
> Anticipation Winters, the reincarnation of Dark Parody in adorable,
> marketable, slightly less confusing ten-year-old form took the T-Rex and
> stomped them thoroughly.
>
> Easily Discovered-Man Lite nodded to the Haiku Gorilla. "Building a day
> care center next to the RACCCafe - stroke of genius, my man, er, ape. How
> much are you bringing in on this operation?"
>
> "Twenty bucks per kid
> Per hour, per day in spring
> I wonder who pays."
Well, you definitely win the prize for (vaguely) in-continuity plot readiness.
> Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, anyone else remember DinoRiders?
I've blanked that out, but I can still barely remember Hope Summers.
--
(signed) Scott Eiler 8{D> -------- http://www.eilertech.com/ ---------
Only their myths concerned peace and contentment, and that in such a
coercive, sullen package it was obvious that the Earth humans resented
the very idea.
- from "Passing" by Elaine Radford, Aboriginal SF, May/June 1987.
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