RACCCafe/HCC: The Biggest War Ever!

Scott Eiler seiler at eilertech.com
Mon Mar 7 19:17:23 PST 2011

Andrew Perron wrote:

> "The Unicorn King was still angry!  So the Unicorn Princess had to beat him
> up!  And then she said, 'We will not fight any longer!  We'll be friends
> and play soccer during the summer!'"
> ...
> Kid Enthusiastic picked up a pterodactyl with missile launchers and shot
> them at the rows of plastic ponies and sasquatch action figures.
> Anticipation Winters, the reincarnation of Dark Parody in adorable,
> marketable, slightly less confusing ten-year-old form took the T-Rex and
> stomped them thoroughly.
> Easily Discovered-Man Lite nodded to the Haiku Gorilla. "Building a day
> care center next to the RACCCafe - stroke of genius, my man, er, ape.  How
> much are you bringing in on this operation?"
> "Twenty bucks per kid
>  Per hour, per day in spring
>  I wonder who pays."

Well, you definitely win the prize for (vaguely) in-continuity plot readiness.

> Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, anyone else remember DinoRiders?

I've blanked that out, but I can still barely remember Hope Summers.

(signed) Scott Eiler  8{D> -------- http://www.eilertech.com/ ---------

Only their myths concerned peace and contentment, and that in such a
coercive, sullen package it was obvious that the Earth humans resented
the very idea.

- from "Passing" by Elaine Radford, Aboriginal SF, May/June 1987.

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