SW10: May 2011 #3: The Gates of New Bosnia

[Scott Eiler]

THE GATES OF NEW BOSNIA
Americans Crossed The Universes to where Turkey Rules - But Now Something 
Else Has Too!

See Our Previous Story:  The Day of the Rapture! 
(http://www.eilertech.com/stories/2011/rapture.txt)

See A Related Story:  The Hermit Wizard from Space! 
(http://wil.alambre.ca/racc/posts/read/618/.)

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A man-bee wizard gripped a lever with his top two hands.  He stared out a 
portal in a machine.  His multi-faceted eyes were dripping human tears.  But 
his eyebrows and his remaining human face showed only resolve.  He had to 
pull the lever before he turned into a full-bee and betrayed his wizard 
world and all his friends to his new Queen Bee.

One wizard friend, still a man, nodded.

The man-bee pulled the lever.  Ancient computers fed immeasurable power into 
everything *but* the man-bee.

The universe around the man-bee disappeared.  There was only him, and 
darkness.  Ultimate darkness.

---

The man-bee was used to apartness; he'd been a hermit.  He was ready for the 
next step:  non-existence.  Better that, than to live with the memory of all 
his bad choices, the last of which had almost made him betray his world.

So here he was.  But it was still existence.  Nothingness was all around 
him, but he still existed.

During his wizard training, he'd heard theories of what surrounded the 
universe.  Some said, Ultimate Darkness.  But no one know, because no one 
had gone there and returned...  No return.  Perfect.  The man-bee embraced 
his oblivion.

But the darkness itself was humming.  When the man-bee turned his eyes 
toward what he heard, he saw a red

thread like a slash in the far, far distance...  Distance meant nothing in 
Ultimate Darkness.  The man-bee was there as soon as he thought of it.

The slash was like a tube, with things pulsing through it.  It was like a 
wound in the Darkness.  That's where the humming was coming from.

The man-bee was still a wizard.  He still had a wizardly duty, to heal 
reality when it was wounded. Even beyond his universe, this duty applied. 
So he raised his six limbs to cast a spell to cut the tube.

But his powers came from stellar energy.  There were no stars in Ultimate 
Darkness!  To cast the spell, the
wizard-bee had to go *inside* the tube - which might at least lead to stars. 
So he did.

With all the stellar power he could gather, he cut the tube.  As the tube 
collapsed he tumbled down his side of it, with everything else.

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In another world, Americans had invaded across universes for their own 
survival.  At least that's what their leader Scott Stiles told himself.  But 
they'd landed without their weapons, and been captured by the Sultan of 
Turkey - in New Jersey!  Scott Stiles had been pierced with arrows, but he 
still lived because of his superhuman powers.

He looked up at one American who was a Chancellor beside the Sultan.  "You! 
You've betrayed your fellow Americans!  Christians!  Westerners!"

The Chancellor responded, "Oh?  You're trying to find the right tag for 
*me*?  Good luck.  If *I* ever find one, I'll *give* you that tag.  And I 
guess I'll have the chance some day, because we've spared your lives.  Oh, 
joy."

But then something man-sized buzzed past them!  It was some kind of giant 
bee!

The archers took aim and fired on it.  They all would have hit, but the 
arrows bounced off a glowing shield all around it!

The Sultan spoke, "What *is* that monster?"

The Chancellor responded,  "Nothing from any world I've ever catalogued. 
*And* it's magic.  Good thing I brought mages for the ceremonial guard too." 
He motioned, then ten men raised their hands in mystic gestures.

Scott Stiles was still on the ground, helpless and weaponless...  No!  He 
had arrows!  He started pulling them out of his body.  Two of his captors 
with swords saw him writhe on the ground as he did it.  But they let him 
continue.  Less work for the medics, they must have thought.

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The man-bee was becoming more bee, less man.  But he was still a wizard-bee.

He'd popped out of the tube onto a planet.  One look with his insect eyes 
showed him, men built good buildings here but not wizard-buildings, and they 
fought with good weapons but not wizard-weapons.

Archers shot arrows at him.  Without thinking he deflected them.  But he 
thought, Time to hide!  *And* he thought, Time to find a hive leader!  His 
man-brain and his bee-nature were thinking different things.

He decided to hibernate to meditate upon this.  His natures agreed on this.

But then magicians raised their hands to attack him!

---

The bee-thing with the magic shield paused.  The Sultan's mages built energy 
in their hands.

Scott Stiles said, "No!"  He had three arrows ready.  He threw them:  the 
first two at mages, the third at the Sultan.

The mages had swordsmen as guardians.  One swordsman parried the arrow.  The 
second missed; the arrow hit the

mage in the shoulder.

The Sultan's guardians were off guard for that one second.  But the 
Chancellor lunged in front of the Sultan and took the arrow!  It bounced off 
some kind of shield, dammit.

Then Scott had to fight for his own life.

---

The wizard-bee noticed the magical attacks upon him.  It was weak magic, not 
super-magic like he was used to.  But still it stung...  Szzzting!  Time to 
szzting!

But who?  The ones who szztung him were hiding behind others.  What leader 
did they have?  What leader did *he* have?

The wizard-bee had a new hive instinct.  He sensed three leaders.  One 
commanded an army all around him.

Another commanded warriors and the mages who stung him.  The third commanded 
prisoners and was fighting for his life.

The hive instinct said, go to the army commander.  The wizard bee considered 
that instinct... and decided the opposite.  It might be the last time he 
ever could.

---

Scott Stiles had pried one more arrow out of him.  He instinctively tried to 
parry a sword with it.  Of course the sword broke the arrow.  That still 
left two arrows inside him.

But then mystic beams brought his attackers down.  The bee was fighting on 
his side!

So Scott said, "Get *that* one!"  He pointed at the Sultan.

But then the Chancellor said, "Tyrmj!  On me!"  He crossed his arms, and 
stood before the Sultan.  As the warriors formed around him, a blade of 
mystic force pointed out from him.  The blade grew stronger, and

pointed at the bee.

Scott thought, Oh, no!  What ever it is, it's our last hope!  He said, "Get 
out of here!"

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Muszzt Szzzting!  Plussz a leader command!

The wizard-bee had a huge stinger.  He stung the warrior which was fighting 
the closest to his new leader.  As that warrior fell, the wizard-bee grabbed 
the leader and flew like the leader was waving:  back over the stands, away 
from the big buildings they overlooked.

---

Behind them, the Sultan breathed, "You saved me.  I thank you.  But how did 
your wondrous guard not save us both *for* you?"

The Chancellor shrugged, "They were busy.  Some things I do for myself."

"You will not ever have to do this in my presence again...  Now, the escape 
of one rebel is trivial.  But of all the wondrous things you've seen, how 
did you not imagine that bee-creature?"

"I do not *imagine*.  I *catalog*.  This is something new to add."

"How do you suppose our alliance of worlds should react to this?"

"I shall mention this new item in Council.  I suggest you take the lead in 
handling it.  I see they fly toward New Bosnia.  Your security is ready 
there."

"You speak truth.  So let it be done."

And then the Sultan and the Chancellor were amazed.  The stung warrior rose 
up with wings, and flew away after the one who stung him.

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Author's Notes:

... Shit.

Survivalist Americans vs. evil Moslems is (yawn) modern pulp fiction, even 
if we blur the battle lines, the history, and the lines between good and 
evil.  But now we've thrown in a magic bee who makes other magic bees.  This 
is novel-writing territory.  Uh oh.  I do not promise to follow this story 
line in regular episodes, but I might have to start respecting the RACC 
concept of separate series, such as "New Bosnia".  (I considered calling it 
"New Buzznia", but thought better of it.)

Gavrilo the Hermit Wizard Bee was created by Wil Alambre, and is used by 
permission.  (For once.)  It's awesome that Wil spent five episodes giving 
this character an origin, and then *challenged* people to use him in other 
stories.  So let it be done.

The Ultimate Darkness is similar to what came once from Alan Moore in DC 
Comics, but it's like (say) Thor in that no one can claim a copyright to the 
concept, thanks...  *Most* things in my world are stronger than human but 
still weaker than in, say, DC Comics.  But if Gavrilo's super-powerful 
friend the Super-Wizard from Space ever needs something that can kick his 
ass, I nominate the Ultimate Darkness.

The world of the ascendant Turks comes from when the Usenet newsgroup 
soc.history.what-if tried an Unfinished Sentence concept:  The Great Wall of 
Upper Canada.  I'll take credit for the Nicaragua Canal action, the Ottoman 
reconquest of Egypt, and The Bomb, thanks.  The secret of the Wall Builders 
is unrevealed, but Russia and China were ruled by Khans until at most 100 
years ago.  http://www.eilertech.com/stories/2011/wall.txt ... So let us 
careful with Unfinished Sentence concepts.

This usually goes without mention, but all other characters and concepts in 
this fiction are copyright 2011 by Eiler Technical Enterprises.

Yes, Chancellor Wyatt has archers, swordsmen, and mages among his ceremonial 
guard.  Also battle-maidens and war beagles.  They kick ass. 
www.eilertech.com/stories/2005/after.htm#mountain