SW10/HCC: New Bosnia #1: By Appointment To Their Majesties

Andrew Perron pwerdna at gmail.com
Tue Aug 2 17:31:37 PDT 2011


On Sat, 30 Jul 2011 05:24:26 +0000 (UTC), Scott Eiler wrote:

> "I come from Norway far.  I fight for the Chanczzelor Wyatt from Quebec 
> closzzer.  I defend the Szzultan here.  Then I am szztung.  Now I am of 
> *hiszz* hive."  The bee pointed at the other bee, who was crouching 
> silently.  "And he iszz of yourszz."
> 
> "When you say you're of my hive, does that mean you work for me?"
> 
> "Yeszz.  My maszzter szzaved you.  He knowszz none higher than you."

Oooooh, interesting.

> "Of course, Defender of the Peoples.  They are inside a large abandoned 
> building at the southern tip of New Bosnia, facing Staten Island.  They 
> regularly cross the waters in between to graze at a botanical garden."
> 
> "My apologies, valued Vizier.  You know you may avoid using my 
> honorifics, but I grant that permission again today.  Has anyone 
> interfered with the bees?"
> 
> "None whom we know, Custodian of the Holy Cities."  The Sultan briefly 
> sighed as the Grand Vizier continued.

Heh heh heh.  Very nice, very natural - more natural than this joke is
usually done.

> "O Shah of Shahs, our people domesticated bees before anyone else.  We 
> shall do it again."

Good ending line.

Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, superjam!


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