LNHY: Looniverse Y #8: 'Just Add Water...'

Andrew Perron pwerdna at gmail.com
Tue Apr 19 03:47:56 PDT 2011

On Sun, 17 Apr 2011 22:06:44 +0000 (UTC), Arthur Spitzer wrote:

>                              N U M B E R
>                               E I G H T


> <:Greetings, New Master of All that is Corrupt!:>


> <:It is the System Corruptor method for deciding who the leader should 
> be.  It works like this:  Two villains walk into a room.  Only one of 
> them steps out.:>
> "What happens to the other one?"
> <:Do I have to spell it out for you?:>
> "Umm."  And then Kid Enthusiastic Y's eyes widened as he got it.  "Oh! 
> I see."

Hah!  That's a great, Kid E-ish moment.

> <:We find some more members.  Ah, yes.  I can sense a new member.  To 
> the beach!:>
> "Weeee!" shouted Kid Enthusiastic Y.

Wheeeeeeee! <3

> "Okay!  How about this?"  Kid Enthusiastic Y took out a book entitled 
> 'Everything You Always Wanted To Know About The System Corruptors, But 
> Were Afraid To Ask' by St. wReavenger Van  Saxdrippseel McHuberyike III. 
>   "All the pages are blank!!"
> <:Good.  Err -- I mean -- that's a shame.  Just put it back with the 
> other items.:>


> And with a snap, the cap flew off and unfortunately so did the entire 
> pill bottle.  "Oops," said Kid Enthusiastic Y as he watched the entire 
> pill bottle fall into the seawater below him.

...oh boy. o.o

> Exciting Leather Strap-On Lass ignored the two bikini clad fashion 
> police.  There was only one thought in her ancient evil mind. 
> Google.mesh!!!!

Hah! Did not expect that. <3

> Writer's Notes:  Okay, the System Corruptors now has a female member -- 
> so Kid Enthusiastic Y won't have to get a sex change.


> Yeah, not really sure what her powers are.  Magic I suppose.  I suppose 
> she must be powerful if she thinks she can take on Google.mesh.

Also, the power to have Kid E-Y wildly misinterpret the pervy things she
does and says.

Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, great comedy duo.

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