[MISC/ACRA/CONTEST] What Can A Cockroach Do? HCC14
Saxon Brenton
saxonbrenton at hotmail.com
Sat Nov 6 19:17:36 PDT 2010
[MISC/ACRA/CONTEST] What Can A Cockroach Do? HCC14
'What Can A Cockroach Do?'
A vignette under the Miscellaneous imprint for the 14th High Concept Challenge
written and copyright 2010 Saxon Brenton
The Cockroach crawled across the ceiling. In keeping with his
insect motif he referred to this as scuttling, but to be honest the
hero didn't have enough limbs to normally be able to pull off 'scuttling'.
The closest he came was when he was 'crawling serpentine' in an attempt
to dodge.
Dodging wasn't something that he was engaged in just at the moment.
Instead the Cockroach carefully poked his head down and took a look
through the next door on his search itinerary. Ah, there was the
assistant District Attorney. Tied up, gagged, and currently making
urgent "Mmf! Mmf!" sounds.
The Cockroach looked around carefully, and seeing no one about
quickly crawled in and down the wall. As he reached for the man's gag
he said, "Yes, I know it's a trap, but is it an *immediately* dangerous
trap?"
Dustin Thrombsby had enough time to gasp, "Yes! Mister Roboto has
a stealth cloak!" before the evil and effectively invisible robot ran
the Cockroach through the guts with a large, jagged piece of metal from
behind.
The Cockroach saw the rictus of horror on the ADA's face. It was
one of a number of competing impressions searing through his mind. Pain
was the other of course, but the main one that had somehow managed to
claw its way to prominence was 'fake death'. He tried to mouth the words
"play along" to Thrombsby, completely forgetting that because of the
mask he wore there was no way the other could decipher the words. Then
he fell to the floor.
Mister Roboto flickered into visibility and stared down at the
fallen hero. For an entity that had no moving facial features it
nevertheless managed to project an attitude of contempt. Then, just for
good measure, it added, "Disgusting squishy thing," before turning and
leaving. The door of the room slammed and locked behind it.
"Cockroach!?" whispered the ADA.
"'m here, Mr Thrombsby," the Cockroach managed. He didn't move
however, it hurt far too much.
"Oh, thank God. Shit," he breathed, a random cuss word that
falling from his lips.
"Pliss listen.... This hurts like f@*&... and I might loose
consciousness. I'm gonna try and get this outta my guts. If I black
out... I'll need you to get it out instead."
"I'm kind of tied *up* at the moment, hero," the ADA replied, a
touch of hysteria to his voice.
"Yeah... but Roboto helpfully left this jagged piece of metal nice
and close for you to use as a cutting tool."
"That'll make your wounds worse," the man protested as he realised
what the Cockroach was asking.
"Not by much... Lissen. I don' make a big deal of it... but I'm
as tough as a roach. Superhealin's... onena my powers. If it hasn't
killed me, then it's not gonna... Blacking out from pain is the big
problem. So if I don't make it... cut yourself free, then get this
thing outta me. Pretend I'm dead if Roboto comes back. I can getta
tetanus shot later."
Thrombsby stared at the superhero lying in front of him. Okay,
that all made sense. The Cockroach had a reputation as more of a super
agile wall crawling hero, and tactically fast healing wasn't as flashy
as invulnerability. "Okay."
"Cool. Now, I'll try not to scream," joked the Cockroach as he
painfully levered himself up into a sitting position and tentatively
gripped Mister Roboto's impromptu spear.
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Author's note:
Written for the 14th High Concept Challenge: surprisingly awesome
animal hero.
{sits stroking an evil white cat} "That was careless, Mr Russell.
You assumed that that people were writing at a fixed rate and therefore
that adding an extra week to the Challenge's duration would ensure that
they finished on time. Wrong. It simply gave us more time to
procrastinate with! Bwahahahahhahaha!!!"
ahem
I spent some time going through natural history books looking for
'icky critters' to use as the theme for a costumed hero - particularly
Australian natural history - but I didn't find anything that appealed
to me. After pondering on the issue on-and-off for several weeks, I
simply decided to go with the Cockroach as a default. And despite the
congruence of names, in my head the Cockroach doesn't have much of a
matchup with the Roach who turned up a number of times in Dave Sim's
_Cerebus_ to make a pest of himself under a variety of semi-related
nom de plumes. Mainly because the Cockroach is a wirey little guy
compared to the muscle bound Roach.
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Saxon Brenton University of Technology, city library, Sydney Australia
saxon.brenton at uts.edu.au saxonbrenton at hotmail.com
"These 'no-nonsense' solutions of yours just don't hold water in a complex
world of jet-powered apes and time-travel." - Superman, JLA Classified #3
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