PRECOG/LNH: Limp-Asparagus Lad Christmas story reposting soon
Saxon Brenton
saxonbrenton at hotmail.com
Tue Dec 21 17:03:08 PST 2010
[PRECOG/LNH] Limp-Asparagus Lad Christmas story reposting soon
Fresh from her debut in the RACCCAfe, Goddamn-You-Xmas-Goddamn-You-
Straight-to-Hell Lass appears on screen and says,
"Is the Christmas spirit getting you down? Do you worry about how
you'll get the carpet clean after Christmas Miracle Pooches have been
around to shit rainbows and sunshine all over your house? Are you
tired of being forced to wear a rictus grin in a seasonal attempt to be
polite to self-righteous religious bigots whose idea of doing good is
to vote to remove the civil rights of minorities, and as a result you
get mistaken for the Injoker and arrested?
"Then you need Limp-Asparagus brand Anti-Schmaltz!"
She holds up a copy of _Limp-Asparagus Lad_ #39: A Completely Depressing
Christmas Story.
"Anti-Schmaltz's new rose-colour-removing formula is guaranteed to get
rid of your annual cognitive dissonance that the world stops being
unfair simply because of seasonal holidays. Use Limp-Asparagus brand
Anti-Schmaltz today."
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Saxon Brenton University of Technology, city library, Sydney Australia
saxon.brenton at uts.edu.au saxonbrenton at hotmail.com
"These 'no-nonsense' solutions of yours just don't hold water in a complex
world of jet-powered apes and time-travel." - Superman, JLA Classified #3
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