PRECOG/LNH: Limp-Asparagus Lad Christmas story reposting soon

Saxon Brenton saxonbrenton at
Tue Dec 21 17:03:08 PST 2010

[PRECOG/LNH] Limp-Asparagus Lad Christmas story reposting soon
Fresh from her debut in the RACCCAfe, Goddamn-You-Xmas-Goddamn-You-
Straight-to-Hell Lass appears on screen and says, 
"Is the Christmas spirit getting you down?  Do you worry about how 
you'll get the carpet clean after Christmas Miracle Pooches have been 
around to shit rainbows and sunshine all over your house?  Are you 
tired of being forced to wear a rictus grin in a seasonal attempt to be 
polite to self-righteous religious bigots whose idea of doing good is 
to vote to remove the civil rights of minorities, and as a result you 
get mistaken for the Injoker and arrested?
"Then you need Limp-Asparagus brand Anti-Schmaltz!"
She holds up a copy of _Limp-Asparagus Lad_ #39: A Completely Depressing 
Christmas Story.
"Anti-Schmaltz's new rose-colour-removing formula is guaranteed to get 
rid of your annual cognitive dissonance that the world stops being 
unfair simply because of seasonal holidays.  Use Limp-Asparagus brand 
Anti-Schmaltz today."
Saxon Brenton   University of Technology, city library, Sydney Australia
     saxon.brenton at     saxonbrenton at
"These 'no-nonsense' solutions of yours just don't hold water in a complex
world of jet-powered apes and time-travel." - Superman, JLA Classified #3

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