MISC: One Day at a Time #2
mason.james.jamesmason at gmail.com
Wed Dec 8 19:00:03 PST 2010
Chapter 2: A Fight Scene!
"So... crimes? Voice in my head? Hello? Do I just have to look?"
Man, this doesnât seem like a very effective system for stopping
crimes. Oh well. Better change into something else, so people don't
recognize me in my work clothes. ...oh, I see I already am. Convenient!
I don't know how to feel about the green stripes, or the eyes. I do
like the brown hair all over my body with black stripes, but the M on
my forehead annoys me. Now I have to call myself something that starts
with M! Mike? Mike? Mike? Maybe Mike. Or Joel.
Now what was I doing? Going to sleep? No, no, no! I think Iâm going
shopping. Welp, time to go.
...Actually, I want to see how high I can jump in this form.
Okay, got up on the roof without anyone seeing. That Nelson guy is
Might as well get psyched. YEAH, GONNA JUMP OFF THE ROOF... well,
when I put it like *that*, it sounds bad.
Time to go! "HUP HUP HUP HOOO-OOOLY CRAP! IâM HIGH, IâM REALLY HIGH!
OH GOD REALLY HIGH! GOINGDOWNGOINGDOWNGOINGDOWN!"
*CRASH!* *dingle dingle*
"Oooooh, ouch. Uhh... no need to be alarmed, people! Iâm just passing
b-- oh. *Ohhh!* Itâs a bank robbery! Then I guess you *should* be
Hey, is my voice deeper? And/or sexier?
"Ow! You jerk, that hurt! Not as much I expected, though, more like a
punch. It didnât even pierce my skin! See? No blood on it!"
"Why did you think a knife would make a difference?"
"See? Itâs broken now and it didn't even cut my hand! Is there
padding on my hand? There is! Hey guys, thereâs-- where do you think
*you're* going? HA!"
"There, see? Now youâre knocked out. HEY POLICE GUYS! THE THIEVES
ARE KNOCKED OUT! YOU CAN TAKE THEM NOW! ...well, I donât know about
you guys, but Iâm leaving! Bye!"
...should have taken the same way out.
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