LNH/RACCies: Just Imagine Saxon Brenton vs. Andrew Perron in the Return of the RACCies! #4
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Sun Nov 1 17:14:38 PST 2009
On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 22:25:10 +0000 (UTC), Saxon Brenton wrote:
> [LNH/RACCies] Just Imagine Saxon Brenton vs. Andrew Perron in the Return of the RACCies! #4
Oh my god o.o *explodes from the awesome*
> Argh! No! That was the grim-n-gritty talking! That type of self-
> centred attitude was exactly what Bluetooth was trying to escape from.
> Think happy thoughts! Mom and apple pie. Little League baseball on a
> summer's afternoon. Puppies (Alive! And not in pain!) Norman
> Rockwell paintings.
You can fly, you can fly, you can flyyyyyy
> Bluetooth looked up groggily. Ow. How the hell had that happened?
> Bluetooth had beaten Samuel L. Jackson unconscious in _Just Imagine Saxon
> Brenton's RACCies on a Plane Filled with Killer Ninja Gorillas!_ #3, but
> now he'd been smacked down by a mere zombie. That Law of Conservation of
> Ninjitsu must be potent stuff!
Especially when combined with a Worf Barrage.
> "Ah-HA! One of the Hungry
> Past's continuity zombies, I see," it said in a voice that was both
> stentorian and cheesy. "Well, the Red Herring knows just the thing to
> deal with you. Taste scarlet, you undead miscreant!" And with that
> shambling corpse of Phoenix Down was bathed in a red glow.
> Ignoring the fish's obnoxious attitude, Manga Man Violet did so.
> He took one of the melee weapons that he'd been able to purloin from
> the Interim Iconoclasts - in this case a katanna - and used it to
> methodically chop Phoenix Down into little itty bitty bits, and
> took special care to make sure there were any jointed bits like hands
> that could come crawling after them. Bluetooth was curious.
...you know, he wasn't actually dead.
Eh, he'll be fine.
> Manga Man Violet was thoughtful. "Obviously the Hungry Past has
> started consuming the Looniverse. Worse, it's got a bead on me, and
> possibly any other people who know about its plans and have been working
> against it. First we need to get more people to project the other
> colours of the spectrum, so that we can immediately dispose of any more
> continuity zombies that show up. Then, once we've protected ourselves
> against the Hungry Past's cannon fodder troops, we get down to the
> serious business of stopping the Hungry Past itself."
Ah, man. This works *so well* with other ideas I had. <3 <3 <3
> Okay, so that's three colours accounted for. What other extant
> characters with an appropriate colour theme will be dragged from the
> LNH imprint's back catalogue to appear in the Blackest Night parody?
> I've got a few ideas - green in particular is easy - but in a cascade
> other people should have the chance for input.
To be fair, this is less a cascade and more a round-robin
indeterminate-length miniseries. Which is exactly the same as a cascade,
> Manga Man Violet created by Jesse Wiley. First appeared as Pointless
> Awards Man IV: The Voyage Home in _Just Imagine Saxon Brenton Presents the
> RACCies... Again!_ #1. Revised and name changed by Andrew Perron in _Just
> Imagine Saxon Brenton vs. Andrew Perron in the Return of the RACCies!_ #2.
Wow, he's been a Jesse Willey character this whole time? I feel a bit
> Bluetooth created by Arthur Spitzer. Full roster entry below (because
> I read through every single _Just Imagine..._ post over the weekend to make
> sure I have everything straight in my head, and it would be a shame to let
> all that data go to waste...)
> TYPE: Public Domain
> CREATED BY: (as Never-Gets-Credit-For-His-Dialogue Lad) Arthur Spitzer
> CREATED/REVISED BY: (as Bluetooth) Jamie Rosen
> POWERS: Never gets credit for his dialogue, using his power to baffle
> the reader about the identity of who is speaking. As Bluetooth has
> increased strength and speed, a healing factor, and razor-sharp teeth.
> Was also able to mind control people with either technology or
> technologically boosted powers.
> COSTUME: Blue spandex with electrical designs, belt with pouches.
> IMPORTANT APPEARANCES: First story appearance in _Just Imagine Saxon
> Brenton's RACCies_ #14 as NGCFHDLad, when he sold his sole to the Shoe
> Devil and was power-upped into Bluetooth. Subsequently the Shoe Devil
> forced him and Firewire (nee Kid Antibacterial) to betray the Legion
> (noted after the fact in _Just Imagine Saxon Brenton's RACCies_ Epilogue).
> Used mind control on some killer ninja gorillas (_Just Imagine Saxon
> Brenton's RACCies on a Plane Filled with Killer Ninja Gorillas_ #3).
> Revealed that he had been turning grim-n-gritty and had been searching
> for the Legacy Beam as a cure (Just Imagine Saxon Brenton vs. Andrew
> Perron in the Return of the RACCies! #1).
He's also got a wiki article at http://www.lnhq.info/wiki/Bluetooth !
Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, opening up a new text file...
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