LNH: 58.5 #47: Iz In Ur Sequelz Swechin Ur Baytz
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Wed Mar 11 13:38:07 PDT 2009
On Wed, 11 Mar 2009 20:01:42 +0000 (UTC), Lalo Martins
<lalo.martins at gmail.com> wrote:
>opens, and most of our cast simply falls out: Bandwagon Chick,
>guardian and usual pilot of the Mystic Bandwagon, dressed like a
>cowboy. Howie K., dressed like a viking warrior. Cannon
>Fodder, in a Roman toga. Pantra, in a three-piece suit and
>black tie. Tree-Hugging Kid, dressed like Carmen Miranda.
>Analytic, dressed in a furry bunny suit. Contraption Boy, in a
>kimono. Fan Boy, all tied up and gagged. And Old Ugly, in a
>pink dress and blond curly wig.
>"I'm Killer Weed. I'm here to spy on my team, then betray and
>kill them. But right now I'm still in the spying part, so I
>have to pretend to be one of them, and that means fighting you."
>"Oh, hmm, all right then."
Not a very good spy, is she.
>We'll see if you're still laughing when I betray and kill you
>and all your friends", said Killer Weed.
>"Haha", Green Jim laughed. "Isn't she hilarious? Her traitor
>routine never gets old."
>~"Botox Obama! He can't have me!"~ And he squinted and shook
>his head like Hiro Nakamura, cross-posting himself and the New
>Misfits back to the Looniverse.
>"You tell me", she said, and walked to a panel, activating a
>projector. The scene that appeared on the screen needed no
>description, but for your benefit, she provided one anyway.
>"Washing.net.on is about to be trampled by a dozen giant
>marshmallow puppies. Let's go."
>And guest-starring The New New New New New Young Teens:
> Bugsy: gifted boy who adopted the identity of the original
> Cockroachman's original sidekick!
> Witch Princess II: a girl from Wundascyra raised by a Columbian
> family, recently discovered her legacy and her powers of
> angst-powered magic! Soon in her own emo mini-series!
> (No, not really.)
> Quick Kid II: somehow related to the original Fast and the
> original Quick Kid (the current Fast), but there's time
> travel, incest, and gay marriage involved, you don't
> really want to know; suffice to say, he's annoying!
> L.E.D.: the Young Teen's multicultural cyborg and veteran of
> the team, he hasn't really changed much since the last
> time you've seen him!
> Green Jim: Years have passed but he's still the same age, go
> figure! Might have something to do with his powers!
> Or maybe he's a skrull... wouldn't that be smart, a
> skrull infiltrator posing as a green shapeshifter? Too
> bad this is the wrong universe!
> Angel Dart: Ton 80's and Liberty Eagle's adopted daughter, she
> has an incurable terminal disease, but is determined to
> live to the fullest the time she has left!
> Godly Girl: Godly Guy's cousin. Yeah we did say he was the
> last survivor of his pantheon, yet now he's away dealing
> with his people, while his cousin is holding the fort
> for him... you know what, it's complicated!
I'm so confuuuuuuuused.
Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, flarble narble?
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