[REVIEW] The Tribulations of Kid Review #1
Andrew Perron
pwerdna at gmail.com
Tue Mar 3 16:31:34 PST 2009
Some more Jolt City comments, this time on #9 to 11:
> "So are these kids," says the chief. "They're
> using advanced technology, giving them powers beyond
> that of ordinary men, to commit crimes. That's the
> definition of a supervillain under the laws of the
> United States."
Oooo, very nice bit of worldbuilding.
> Soon, they're
> whole again, and standing on what Martin presumes is
> the snail-earth. This is confirmed by the squeaky,
> nasal voices he hears at his feet.
> "Viva la resistance!"
...this is *not* a clunker. XD It's like he's slipping between Dark
Knight Modern Age Batman and Caped Crusader Silver Age Batman, really,
really smoothly. Awesome.
> "No. This we do ourselves, though it takes a
> hundred thousand generations. Your names will live
> forever-- Green Knight and Dipshit."
> Darkhorse stares at Martin. "Not cool, man. Not
> cool."
Heeheeheehee
Hmmmm. The part where they plan on taking a month to get somewhere
but live six weeks at the max doesn't make a whole lot of sense. >>
I notice that the whole "sent to prison" thing is an example of the
world dumping on Martin, but that's okay. It's only a problem if
that's the only thing that ever happens to him.
> While it's true that the nation's
> prison population is predominately black, the
> statistics are inverted for supercriminals, who are
> mostly, and historically, white.
> Martin figures it's because they have better things
> to do than run around in spandex hiding clues to their
> upcoming crimes. White people. Feh.
Worldbuilding, joke, and characterization in one.
> "Two. Sort of. We only pulled off the first one.
> The partridge. And so rather than try to find a bird,
> we kidnapped Danny Bonaduce."
Ah, man. XD
> "Do you love me, Martin?"
> The question hangs in the air. Some time passes,
> and Martin realizes that he's alone. He wonders if he
> awoke from a dream, or if it was real; he wonders if a
> moment has passed or an hour; he wonders if he
> answered the question or not, and if he did, he
> wonders what his answer was.
One of the best drama moments in the series.
> Martin pulls a hunk of glass out of his cheek.
> With his fingertip, he touches the wound, while his
> tongue swishes about inside; he ends up licking his
> finger.
Ow.
> Convinced of his solitude, Derek Mason pulls off
> the Green Knight mask again, wadding it up in his fist
> like a rag and mopping the reams of sweat off his
> face.
Hah, I knew it.
> Derek sees two more gorillas with fish bowls
> standing on the next floor. They are armed with
> something resembling harpoons, and they are dressed in
> Vibra-Jackets.
> "...Apelantis," says Martin.
...of course. XD
> "Dani!" Martin rushes up the stairs and trips over
> his feet, falling forwards. His chin collides with a
> stair step and his teeth squeeze his tongue painfully.
He's just not having a good day, is he.
> "What? No," she says, shaking her head. "I'm not
> a four-colour. I just wear this in order to protect
> his secret identity."
Wow, that makes a lot of sense. I wonder why nobody's ever thought of
that before. `.`
> Martin smiles, selects one final rye crisp, and
> takes a hearty bite. "Well, that's quite a
> coincidence, Derek Mason. Because I think it's about
> time I had myself a sidekick."
Woohoo!
Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, yet more good stuff.
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