8FOLD/PRECOG: Coming This Valentine's Day from the Eightfold Romance Group

[Tom Russell]

To celebrate this Valentine's Day, the Eightfold Romance Group is
presenting a bonafide love story: crazy, melodramatic and passionate.

Have you ever felt like you're the weirdest person on the earth?  Have
you ever hated yourself so much that you thought that no one could
ever, ever love you?  That you didn't deserve to be loved?

The same could be said about the two damaged souls at the center of
our story, two screwed-up people who discover that, Yes, there is
someone out there for everybody... that no matter how screwed-up you
are, you're capable and worthy of being loved.

Check your cynicism as the door this Saturday for the story we had to
call... "Horny".

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